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CountryBoy said:
Apple Core... Baltimore... who's you're friend... old childhood song after eating an apple. Remember folks? Or was it just a regional thing?

Thanks SB for taking the time to explain and muddy the waters in my brain more. :D CB
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As kids on the North Coast we said the same thing.
 
I grew up on the left coast, kids would do this too. I think mostly as an excuse to throw apple cores.:cheesy:
 
Never heard that little ditty, didn't throw apple cores either. southern right coast, northern rockies, PA, none of those places. Shoot, no wonder playing marbles just was ok, best part was finding somebody else's marbles that they'd lost in the vacant lots. Clearies, agates, cat eyes....:D
 
alevin said:
Never heard that little ditty, didn't throw apple cores either. southern right coast, northern rockies, PA, none of those places. Shoot, no wonder playing marbles just was ok, best part was finding somebody else's marbles that they'd lost in the vacant lots. Clearies, agates, cat eyes....:D
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Or go to where they have torn down old homes, especially after a rain, the marbles work there way to the surface. Boy those names really bring back some good memories, :D also have to add yellow jackets and tallboys.
 
Universal Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. (Or wine...or Margaritas!!)

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry ten plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
 
Thanks for the laughs, CB! I can relate to every one of them except one. Because even though my phone is a Blackberry I still can't text! Something about old dogs and new tricks .... :D
 
I was laughing,
then ... suddenly ... it occurred to me:
Someone has been invading My Private space !! :laugh:
 
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