RunningFool's Account Talk

[mayday]

Worthless money: I'll take your worthless money. (I take checks, and cash).

 

[les2l8]

You are too funny!!!

 

[RunningFool]

How about some worthless gold coins?

 

[mayday]

How about some worthless gold coins?

I forgot about gold, but I could take that off your hands to. Want my address?

 

[RunningFool]

There’s a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, ‘Look, we’re the most important. God’s a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect said, ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiled, ‘And who made the chaos?’

 

[nasa1974]

There’s a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, ‘Look, we’re the most important. God’s a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect said, ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiled, ‘And who made the chaos?’

Not bad. :laugh:

 

[RunningFool]

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. (Mark Twain)

 

[fedgolfer]

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. (Mark Twain)

"Rocktober!" (Oscar)

 

[nasa1974]

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. (Mark Twain)

And not necessarily in that order. :laugh:

 

[RunningFool]

My highly emotional nervous twitch indicator told me to bail out last week when the squiggly lines thingy started looking like a can a worms. I will know better next time.....maybe?? Pulling the plug for now, G80, F5, C5, S5, I5.

 

[RunningFool]

A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!

 

[RunningFool]

There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%:nuts:

 

[RunningFool]

Here we go again. C 25, S 40, I 35:nuts:

 

[RunningFool]

 

[nasa1974]

Great cartoon. Couldn't be more true.

 

[RunningFool]

Time for my monthly check in at the Board.

New Stock Market Terms

1. CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
2. CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
3. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
4. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
5. VALUE Investinghttp://mistupid.com/jokes/page129.htm# -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
6. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
7. BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
8. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
9. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
10. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
11. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
12. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks
    .
13. CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
14. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
15. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
16. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
17. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

 

[RunningFool]

Wow this is the highest I have ever been in the Autotracker. I need to figure out what I am doing so I can explain how I got here.:nuts:

 

[tsptalk]

I need to figure out what I am doing so I can explain how I got here.:nuts:

Once the bribe money starts coming in from the other members, you'll move down - unless you want to contribute.

All this talk about polictics on the board, and I finally figured out how it works. :laugh:

 

[RunningFool]

It's all in the proper paperwork.[$$$$$$$]

 

[RunningFool]

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