RunningFool's Account Talk

There’s a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, ‘Look, we’re the most important. God’s a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect said, ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiled, ‘And who made the chaos?’ :)
 
There’s a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, ‘Look, we’re the most important. God’s a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect said, ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiled, ‘And who made the chaos?’ :)


Not bad. :laugh:
 
October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. (Mark Twain):D
 
October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. (Mark Twain):D


And not necessarily in that order. :laugh:
 
My highly emotional nervous twitch indicator told me to bail out last week when the squiggly lines thingy started looking like a can a worms. I will know better next time.....maybe?? :) Pulling the plug for now, G80, F5, C5, S5, I5.
 
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%:nuts:
 
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Time for my monthly check in at the Board.

New Stock Market Terms


  1. CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
  2. CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
  3. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
  4. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
  5. VALUE Investinghttp://mistupid.com/jokes/page129.htm# -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
  6. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
  7. BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
  8. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
  9. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
  10. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
  11. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
  12. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks
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  13. CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  14. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
  15. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
  16. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
  17. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.:)
 
Wow this is the highest I have ever been in the Autotracker. I need to figure out what I am doing so I can explain how I got here.:nuts:
 
I need to figure out what I am doing so I can explain how I got here.:nuts:
Once the bribe money starts coming in from the other members, you'll move down - unless you want to contribute. :D

All this talk about polictics on the board, and I finally figured out how it works. :laugh:
 
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