burrocrat's Account Talk

[alevin]

Re: One Animal Moves to the European Sundeck

My burka, as seen previously on this channel, is all about freedom of movement, eh? No leg entrapment whatsoever. sandals yes, heels no thank you sir. Can't run and hide in heels, and I mean to keep my running abilities. Aaaaand, not to mention, it requires hope for much more reward than a 20, to get me all the way out of the burka, and no donkey, its all about the charts, nothing else.

 

[jpcavin]

Party time at Donkey's house.

 

[burrocrat]

oh, this is not good then.

i already drank all the beer, and all i have left is this 20.

hey honey, walk down to the store and get me some beer. no, no, not like that, walk this way.

Aerosmith - Walk This Way - Toys In The Attic - YouTube

 

[JTH]

Sans thong, it's a party!

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[burrocrat]

Sans thong, it's a party!

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suhweet dude! but you forgot your thong. here, you can borrow mine. it's ok, i washed it on thursday, i swear.

 

[jpcavin]

 

[burrocrat]

post count! can i get a post count here? how long is this going to take? f**k, when is june going to be over anyways? my jaw hurts.

what? we're live? we're still f**kin live? way to go with the red light green light thing grip dude. great. ladies and gentlemen...

 

[jpcavin]

post count! can i get a post count here? how long is this going to take? f**k, when is june going to be over anyways? my jaw hurts.

what? we're live? we're still f**kin live? way to go with the red light green light thing grip dude. great. ladies and gentlemen...

Are you trying to kick me out of first place? Hush now!

 

[burrocrat]

Are you trying to kick me out of first place? Hush now!

kick you out of first place? hell no. i wouldn't try to kick you out of bed even if you was eating crackers.

 

[alevin]

the wolf is a scary dude without his thong. but he fits in just right at donkeys place. Me, I'm going home before bodies start hitting the floor.

beer for my horses - Bing Videos

 

[burrocrat]

the wolf is a scary dude without his thong. but he fits in just right at donkeys place. Me, I'm going home before bodies start hitting the floor.

beer for my horses - Bing Videos

c'mon, i'm just getting warmed up...

 

[jpcavin]

kick you out of first place? hell no. i wouldn't try to kick you out of bed even if you was eating crackers.

I think you've had too much to drink, honey. Better slow it down before you end praying to allah.

 

[burrocrat]

Re: One Animal Moves to the European Sundeck

huh? wait, where's my $20 bucks? and why is my bottom sore?

 

[jpcavin]

Re: One Animal Moves to the European Sundeck

huh? wait, where's my $20 bucks? and why is my bottom sore?

Eddie Murphy Raw - wasn't me - YouTube

 

[jpcavin]

I hope you don't have a hangover. I know how tequila makes you crazy....among other things.

 

[burrocrat]

there will be no ark update for this week's action until late sunday or early next week, on account of i'm dropping off the digital access map in one the most isolated places in the conus for a little r&r and introspection.

it's easy to find god in places like that. which is a good thing, because it's always better to find him before he finds you.

have a happy independence day, and a good long weekend.

don't forget to thank god we're still free. one nation.

 

[jkenjohnson]

If they would add a little twerking, this video would really be HOT!

 

[TSP-roulette]

Here it is jken, found that "little twerking" bit missing in that vid clip. Happy 4th of July.

Back that thang up - Juvenile (cartoon twerking) - YouTube

 

[jkenjohnson]

Here it is jken, found that "little twerking" bit missing in that vid clip. Happy 4th of July.

Back that thang up - Juvenile (cartoon twerking) - YouTube

That's not quite what I had in mind! Happy 4th to you too.

 

[burrocrat]

this weekend i had the unique and guilty pleasure of spending almost all of saturday stark butt naked as a jaybird on the day he was born, under a huge blue sky swimming in my most favorite river ever. the breaks are beautiful. but then again, the missourri breaks are beautiful any time of year. coincidentally, it helps me feel free.

this country can be a big place, but it's a small world. most folks are all the same. especially when skinny dipping.

ps. i did find god. but i cheated a little because i already knew where he was at. he didn't seem to mind, probabably way ahead of me.