delayed ark update due to america's birthday party and communing with nature.
mouse: 8, 1,34%, nice legs.
turtle: 3, 2.34%, watching the parade.
elephant: 5, 6.35%, drum major.
penguin: 1, 9.85%, watching the parade via delayed sat feed.
lion: 7, 5.07%, in the parade.
donkey: 1, 4.19%, watching the parade and hoping the wheels come off the senator's float.
racoon: 3, (-5.34%), marching against the grain.
kangaroo: 1, 2.45%, watching the parade.
cougar: 7, 7.28%, in the parade, nice wave.
jth/wolf: 10, 11.43%, quietly leading the parade, such dignity and poise. i want to be like him, except for without the dignity and poise part.
owl: 1, 1.51%, watching the parade.
squirrel: 7, 5.36%, in the parade.
el vira = 54 - 60 / 60 = -10%. still bearish.
major move in by mouse. she sometimes thinks things through to the point of pain, but is usually right. on the other hand, this sets up a great contrarion play. i am remaining out. i would short the market if i could. in userque's tna challenge i am shorting the market 3x. and losing my shorts 3x.
on a somewhat related note... be careful if you buy your underwear at walmart. i usually wear fruit of the loom boxer briefs and got this great deal on a pack with 7 shorts for the price of 5. here is why they are practically giving them away: some genius at the factory must've penciled out how much fabric they could save if they removed about an inch of material from cut. that may be true, and maybe profitable, but they cut the wrong corners if you ask me. for those of you of the gender that pees standing up, they took an inch off the inside portion of the overlapping fabric slit that allows the, uhh, horse out of the barn, uhh, so you don't have to pull them all the way down for a #1. the problem is when you sit down there is not enough fabric to keep the barn door closed. which isn't all that big of a problem, until you stand up. then it is awkward to say the least, what with trigger improperly harnessed and all and having to try to discreetly put him back in the barn. also, it can be awkward if you are sitting around in your shorts having a normal conversation with someone and you feel a bit of a breeze and look down and then realize why they kept losing their train of thought. hey, my eyes are up here! i thought about returning them for a refund, but i'm not sure if i could explain the problem to the gal at the customer service desk without getting arrested.
