burrocrat's Account Talk

[ravensfan]

Just give me the whole da@n bottle!

Easy Annie...The last time you had the whole da@n bottle we found you half naked singing in the crows nest. If your gonna do this, please don't eat the worm again....

 

[Whipsaw]

You guys, mixing rum and taquilla again! No wonder! :nuts:

 

[burrocrat]

Burro , no fretting. Im good. You know that buddy!! I just didnt want you to think I wanted to stay on the ark as you know I cant...but if I ever return from the land of Intrepid you know I might just have to bite you relentlessly to get back on the ark!! . Either that or bribe you with a monkey..

I must admit I had to do a double take on the last two comments though... laughed!! Thats Burro!! But you did sound just a little cranky... Maybe try drinking a hot cup of chamomile tea. Does wonders for me! .

Yes I'll swim by. Thanks for compliment on caring for mom, I have a feeling the toughest parts are yet to come.. So say a little prayer for me. Bye for now, DBAnnie

will do on that prayer.

 

[burrocrat]

Easy Annie...The last time you had the whole da@n bottle we found you half naked singing in the crows nest. If your gonna do this, please don't eat the worm again....

which half?

sometimes that can make a big difference in the reaction you get. at least it does when i try that trick.

 

[ravensfan]

which half?

sometimes that can make a big difference in the reaction you get. at least it does when i try that trick.

We were doing shots of 151 between the lick, slam, suck sessions with the Tequila. Somehow we got out of sequence and that's when she ate the worm. But it wasn't half. Our girl swallowed the whole thing...:nuts:

 

[burrocrat]

now i've thought long and hard on this topic, searched memory banks and personal experiences and all, and all i can come up with is:

it really don't matter which half of the worm you eat, if any, or even all. if you made it that far down the bottle you are ending up naked everytime. at least that's what tequila does for me. i hardly ever drink it any more. maybe a marguerita at dinner in a mexican joint. but if you ever see me start ordering shots of cuervo then it is time to head home and save yourself some trouble.

 

[userque]

now i've thought long and hard on this topic, searched memory banks and personal experiences and all, and all i can come up with is:

it really don't matter which half of the worm you eat, if any, or even all. if you made it that far down the bottle you are ending up naked everytime. at least that's what tequila does for me. i hardly ever drink it any more. maybe a marguerita at dinner in a mexican joint. but if you ever see me start ordering shots of cuervo then it is time to head home and save yourself some trouble.

So I take it that you do swallow the worm?

 

[burrocrat]

the personal experience was in reference to ending up half naked. when it comes to swallowing the worm, perhaps observation would have been a better choice of words.

 

[jpcavin]

This used to be such a respectable place.....

 

[jkenjohnson]

This used to be such a respectable place.....

Cybersex?

 

[ravensfan]

Cybersex?

Uhhh not quite...Cyberbingedrinking!

 

[burrocrat]

gettin' a little crazy in here. right on. and it's only thursday.

tequila will do that. so will jagermeister. there is something in the chemical composition of those concoctions that goes straight to the haywire nerve synapse brain link whatever thingamajiggy. i know this.

i'm mostly a coor's light kind of guy anymore, hardly ever touch that hard stuff. but y'all get your freak on if that's what you're into. i have an open door policy.

 

[ravensfan]

gettin' a little crazy in here. right on. and it's only thursday.

tequila will do that. so will jagermeister. there is something in the chemical composition of those concoctions that goes straight to the haywire nerve synapse brain link whatever thingamajiggy. i know this.

i'm mostly a coor's light kind of guy anymore, hardly ever touch that hard stuff. but y'all get your freak on if that's what you're into. i have an open door policy.

Hey Burro,

Hope you're not to upset about all the drinking talk. Back in the day I was crazy like that, but when it started taking two days to recover from a hangover...well let's just say I matured. Nowadays I'm just like you...two Coor's Lites or Carona's and I'm good for the evening.

We was just funnin about. My apologies if it got out of hand...

 

[burrocrat]

no apologies necessary. i hate the word 'sorry'.

if you can't do it here, you probably can't do it anywhere on this site.

i just eventually got tired of falling up gangplanks all knees and elbows and face flat on the deck and defying gravity and god's will fueled by crown royal.

so now it's mostly coor's light. but, pshaaw, only 2? i put 2 down on the way home from work.

 

[burrocrat]

Urban Dictionary: tequila

tequila: a spanish word meaning 'i don't remember doing that'.

 

[MrBowl]

I used to live in Alaska. We all drank. A lot. One would hold back so he/she could drive sober. When one of the drinkers went for the Jager you could bet that the driver would get home later with frozen vomit all over the outside of the car. We all did it and we all got it done to us.

 

[Birchtree]

Anybody have any experiences with sheet burns?

 

[burrocrat]

Anybody have any experiences with sheet burns?

oh, sheet? no.

at first i thought you said sheep burns.

 

[burrocrat]

Cybersex?

are you offering? or asking?

 

[Boghie]

I see others are lost in the sauce too.
I've been slowed by the tequila.
Sleeping in the tall grass.
Slumbering, purring
Not happy, but
Not sad