Good evening everyone, thanks for coming to honor the great man that is burro
I see a lot of new faces here tonight who couldn't make it to the 1st show, others I see are back for more(bear with some repeat things)
No Tom didn't spring for a fog machine, that's FWM and his comrades smoking some fatties
Contrarian Jeff, OMG, is that you.....made you look, there's a greater chance of Birch shorting the market than Jeff showing up
Ebbnflow is still backstage spouting off about some triple patterned colored system he developed, I told him to advertise on his thread more so others can hear about it more
Nnuut, I knew I could count on you to show up, since Ive been talking he has hit his 30,000 post, wait, 30,001, 30,002....this guy changes avatars more times than Grandma changes her depends...you know I kid cause I care
Amoeba, hey you have moved up a row since the matinee, you must have just made the deadline with your<1%IFT...way to lock in that .00001%, that will come in handy when you retire
Mr.JohnRoss is here, surprise, surprise, Dutchy is right behind him(not that there is anything wrong with that)
RMI, his seat is empty, must be in the can
Isn't that touching, Birch and SStasel are exchanging kitty albums...Birch hasn't seen that much pussy since his days in Vietnam
Konakathy, I'll have to pass on that one way trip to see ya, someone here, and I'm not gonna say who, came from the Big Island with a bad case of the Konakrabs
Dr.Faustus, I didn't expect you, I hope you are a better at being a doctor than you are giving market advise,this guy is 2 rows behind Amoeba...you know I love ya Amoeba
PO, more like BO, man no wonder why RMI went to the can
Cool hand, with your market analysis, you are the only person who can make Keanu Reeves look good at his job
James4883, we are all proud of you for stating your weight after your name, acknowledging your problem is the first step, my god have you seen his before pictures, we are still waiting for the after ones...I saved the seat next to you for Castro, but he didn't want to come off as a conservative
Bogie, what's that, ok I'll say it, Jimmy Joe is so far up Birch's ass he can look up at his G spot...go fill JTH's gap his always seems to be open
Sensei, I hear you can run fast...well maybe if your ancestors would have ran away faster from the cloud they would have been ok...what, too soon
Frixxxy's shooting fireballs at me so I'll try to wrap it up
Tom, without you, this magical night would have not been possible, and also without you I might be still happily married, I have been a TSP addict for over 2 years now, you son of a bitch(I'm gonna send you my shipping info again, for the mug, I think you sent it to the wrong address)
burro, sure come on up, I guess he wants to say a few words about me, what a guy
Rcknfrewld....I thought you were going to kill yourself, you can't do anything right can you, failed marriage, failed market decisions....what's with all this Pearl Jam crap, why don't you just get it over with and suck Eddie Vedders **** and become their groupie....you act like some hot shot know it all when you have only just boarded the TSP train...other extinguished members here have grundies older than you...you come here pissin all over my territory trying to be burro,jr, making a foolmout of yourself....another thing...
Hey that's enough burro, give him a hand, I said hand, not mouth Grandma, for Godsakes take your teeth out first...sorry about that folks....... great job, burro, thanks for sticking to the tele prompter good buddy
Im getting the wrap up music now, I haven't even got to the guest of honor, oh well, the matinee version
should be making the rounds for all to see
I had a great time hosting the 2013 Roast-a-burro, I hope everyone enjoyed themselves...good night...I'm sure I'll get invited back to host next year...cya then