burrocrat's Account Talk

[burrocrat]

burros-ark update: it's been tough lately, no easy gains, lucky just to hold ground if you can stand the big swings. 4 arkers are still in the top 100 and on the whole for an average the ark is at 404 which is better than more than half. appetite for risk is increasing with most staying in despite the volatility and a couple more making a buy. i'm looking for some decent gains this week, but i'm always looking for some decent gains so take that with a grain of salt.

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burros-ark signal: buy. el vira is at 15% and exposure is at 58%, this is still in the sweet spot on the volatility and exposure axes, buy. hardly anything could go wrong except if the commander in chief takes offense at syria ignoring our red line some more and the russians launching air attacks on our proxy rebel fighters we've been supporting with iranian ground troops mopping up. i hope calmer heads prevail and we just let them duke it out rather than enter the fray, sometimes you just got to let the kids fight and figure out their own place in the world. the whole christians targeted at school thing is a little disturbing, but christianity has been targeted at schools for decades now, i suppose it is just an unfortunate but logical extension of the intolerance to progress to firearm action occasionally. rest assured we will all meet our maker and be judged on our merits some day. when that day comes i hope i have spent almost every single penny of my tsp, that would be good timing. buy.


i was going to say something about football, but i got lucky on one of the ugliest ametuerist nfl games of all time and the ravens squeaked out a win so i am still in the pool and just going to take the money and run.

 

[jpcavin]

burros-ark update: it's been tough lately, no easy gains, lucky just to hold ground if you can stand the big swings. 4 arkers are still in the top 100 and on the whole for an average the ark is at 404 which is better than more than half. appetite for risk is increasing with most staying in despite the volatility and a couple more making a buy. i'm looking for some decent gains this week, but i'm always looking for some decent gains so take that with a grain of salt.

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burros-ark signal: buy. el vira is at 15% and exposure is at 58%, this is still in the sweet spot on the volatility and exposure axes, buy. hardly anything could go wrong except if the commander in chief takes offense at syria ignoring our red line some more and the russians launching air attacks on our proxy rebel fighters we've been supporting with iranian ground troops mopping up. i hope calmer heads prevail and we just let them duke it out rather than enter the fray, sometimes you just got to let the kids fight and figure out their own place in the world. the whole christians targeted at school thing is a little disturbing, but christianity has been targeted at schools for decades now, i suppose it is just an unfortunate but logical extension of the intolerance to progress to firearm action occasionally. rest assured we will all meet our maker and be judged on our merits some day. when that day comes i hope i have spent almost every single penny of my tsp, that would be good timing. buy.


i was going to say something about football, but i got lucky on one of the ugliest ametuerist nfl games of all time and the ravens squeaked out a win so i am still in the pool and just going to take the money and run.

Wow, this post reminded me of an oldie but goodie. Guess there ain't nothing wrong with stumbling sometimes....

 

[burrocrat]

 

[FAB1]

So how did they get that big hurking couch into that Volvo?

And Ewww! that chick with the overbite bit a fry that was embalmed in a couch for how long?

 

[burrocrat]

So how did they get that big hurking couch into that Volvo?

And Ewww! that chick with the overbite bit a fry that was embalmed in a couch for how long?

if you fold the back seats flat in a 1980's volvo station wagon it is almost as big as a studio apartment, plenty of room to stretch out, don't ask me how i know this.

this is why, fab1, that you probably don't get laid much. nobody is perfect, but everybody can be good.

 

[FAB1]

if you fold the back seats flat in a 1980's volvo station wagon it is almost as big as a studio apartment, plenty of room to stretch out, don't ask me how i know this.

this is why, fab1, that you probably don't get laid much. nobody is perfect, but everybody can be good.

So if a Frog would hit it, buk toofs and all its good enough for you...I see.

I'll save you some fries if I find some under my cars seats.

 

[burrocrat]

So if a Frog would hit it, buk toofs and all its good enough for you...I see.

I'll save you some fries if I find some under my cars seats.

buk toofs and all? which one? the white girl or the asian girl? i think they are both pretty. i see inside. may i recommend you watch the movie 'shallow hal'? it is a tender story about inner beauty and love and self discovery. plus it has some sex scenes. and i cried at the end, no joke.

 

[jpcavin]

WARNING - Adult content.

Clue: It's not in the couch. :nuts:

 

[burrocrat]

 

[FAB1]

the white girl or the asian girl?

The one with the lazy eye. :cheesy:


Burro u and I are just different - your a sensitive caring bachelor- right?



im a married A-hole! :ban:

 

[burrocrat]

your a sensitive caring bachelor- right?

well, i like to think so. but to be completely honest, i know there are at least a few bachelorette's out there that have a different opinion on the matter.

 

[burrocrat]

in case you guys have already started up a collection and the burrocrat secret santa gift committee has a pile of money burning a hole in their pocket, i thought i would let you know early this year, this is what i want for xmas:

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/05/out-of-beer-bud-lights-smart-fridge-will-tell-you.html

The Bud-e fridge has additional features like an alarm that can be set to go off whenever the door is open and sensors that can be set to count how many times the fridge door opens.
More bells and whistles emerge on game day as the Bud-e fridge will have a live feed from stats.com that will trigger celebrations and victory songs from the fridge based on events within the game.

also it holds up to 78 cans and tells you when you are running close to empty so i would only have to fill it from the pallet of 18 packs i keep in the shed 2 or 3 times per week.

 

[jpcavin]

in case you guys have already started up a collection and the burrocrat secret santa gift committee has a pile of money burning a hole in their pocket, i thought i would let you know early this year, this is what i want for xmas:

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/05/out-of-beer-bud-lights-smart-fridge-will-tell-you.html



also it holds up to 78 cans and tells you when you are running close to empty so i would only have to fill it from the pallet of 18 packs i keep in the shed 2 or 3 times per week.

A review

Bud Light Bud-E Fridge review | Digital Trends

"Now, I could give a fig about football, but out of loyalty to my Seattle friends, I decided to follow the Seahawks. The app did not want me to do this. I would click on it, and it would select the 49ers above every time." :laugh::laugh:

 

[nnuut]

I always thought you would drink Yuengling or something different, not Bud Light!

 

[burrocrat]

A review

Bud Light Bud-E Fridge review | Digital Trends

"Now, I could give a fig about football, but out of loyalty to my Seattle friends, I decided to follow the Seahawks. The app did not want me to do this. I would click on it, and it would select the 49ers above every time." :laugh::laugh:

at least the fridge didn't pick the detroit lions.

 

[burrocrat]

I always thought you would drink Yuengling or something different, not Bud Light!

i actually really wanted a coor's light fridge, but i guess they don't make them. yet. it's the banquet beer. i am a simple man.

 

[Whipsaw]

i actually really wanted a coor's light fridge, but i guess they don't make them. yet. it's the banquet beer. i am a simple man.

Don't forget Miller! The Champagne of beers!

When its time to relax, one beer stands clear, beer after beer... When you've got the time, we've got the beer! Miller Beer!

 

[PessOptimist]

For the frugal person there is Nattie Light which is really Bud Light. Almost all convenience stores have it and if they run out Natural Ice is a suitable substitute and they never seem to run out of that.

PO

 

[burrocrat]

Don't forget Miller! The Champagne of beers!

When its time to relax, one beer stands clear, beer after beer... When you've got the time, we've got the beer! Miller Beer!

i love rillem reeb!

 

[burrocrat]

For the frugal person there is Nattie Light which is really Bud Light. Almost all convenience stores have it and if they run out Natural Ice is a suitable substitute and they never seem to run out of that.

PO

natural light was my favorite college beer in salt lake city, even though i never went to college in salt lake city.