burrocrat's Account Talk

[TSP-roulette]

Re: burros-ark

HUh?????

 

[jpcavin]

Re: burros-ark

HUh?????

 

[TSP-roulette]

Re: burros-ark

Shites!! Now I get it.

 

[jpcavin]

Re: burros-ark

Shites!! Now I get it.

Precisely!

 

[TSP-roulette]

Re: burros-ark

NOT!!!!!!!

 

[TSP-roulette]

Re: burros-ark

Oops, intruding way too much in Burro's account talk; apologies. Just thought Professor Corey's video was amusing (in relation to the ark comments). Apparently it wasn't by some. Over & out.

 

[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

Oops, intruding way too much in Burro's account talk; apologies. Just thought Professor Corey's video was amusing (in relation to the ark comments). Apparently it wasn't by some. Over & out.

thanks for stopping by tspr, you are welcome anytime. but, so is anyone else, i'm pretty easy that way. it's impossible to hijack a thread that has no destination.

 

[jpcavin]

Re: burros-ark

Oops, intruding way too much in Burro's account talk; apologies. Just thought Professor Corey's video was amusing (in relation to the ark comments). Apparently it wasn't by some. Over & out.

It's not like that at all, my friend. Check your PM. Man, I should have used that sarcastic font. at:

 

[bmneveu]

Re: burros-ark

I hope you didn't think penguin was hibernating. I jumped all in yesterday and the water's warm!

 

[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

burros-ark update: housekeeping: thanks maricar19, frixxxx, and jpcavin for the formatting examples, totally uptown. it's so easy even a jackass with a smart phone can do it (caveat emptor: just because it's pretty doesn't mean it won't stink). thank you all for the well wishes during my recent illness, you might be happy to know that my body parts have returned to normal sensitivity levels and i have regained voluntary control of the lower nutrient management system grommet. whew, that's a relief! i think i discovered a new word "peeping", it's like a mixture of ... nevermind ... but i was doing alot of it. that was an intense journey though, sunday i felt like i got runover by a semi-tractor, monday hit by a pickup, tuesday bumped into by a toyota prius, and by wednesday i felt like i fell off my bike and skinned my knee is all (which is normal for me), so it's all good now.

my personal goal is 1% per month, and considering i had languished in g fund up until a few weeks ago i'm happy to have made most of my march money. and i'm pleased with the ark performance too, it's made its may money already, if tomorrow don't take it all away. good tidings and good trading.

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[td]burros-ark[/td]
[td]7[/td]
[td]5.02%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]resident[/td]
[td]vira[/td]
[td]ytd%[/td]
[td]weight[/td]
[td]direction[/td]
[td]comment[/td]
[/tr]
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[td]mouse[/td]
[td]5[/td]
[td]2.67%[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]turtle[/td]
[td]3[/td]
[td](-0.63%)[/td]
[td]0[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]elephant[/td]
[td]5[/td]
[td]6.37%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]penguin[/td]
[td]9[/td]
[td]1.81%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]>[/td]
[td]bold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]lion[/td]
[td]5[/td]
[td]4.06%[/td]
[td]75[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]donkey[/td]
[td]2[/td]
[td]2.59%[/td]
[td]0[/td]
[td]<[/td]
[td]fold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]racoon[/td]
[td]6[/td]
[td]4.74%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]kangaroo[/td]
[td]5[/td]
[td]4.14%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]cougar[/td]
[td]5[/td]
[td]6.34%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]wolf[/td]
[td]7[/td]
[td]6.34%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]owl[/td]
[td]3[/td]
[td]4.60%[/td]
[td]0[/td]
[td]<[/td]
[td]fold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]squirrel[/td]
[td]5[/td]
[td]1.94%[/td]
[td]60[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]hawk[/td]
[td]7[/td]
[td]7.74%[/td]
[td]100[/td]
[td]*[/td]
[td]hold[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]el vira[/td]
[td]69[/td]
[td]- 65[/td]
[td]= 4[/td]
[td]/ 65[/td]
[td]= 6%[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]exposure[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td]870[/td]
[td]/ 1,300[/td]
[td]= 67%[/td]
[/tr]
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signal: sell. contrarian rules back on. only one arker got in (penguin scored, finally), two got out (donkey and owl locked in gains), and the rest are mainly holding long and strong. the market is at lofty heights and complacancy could be dangerous. the system will execute a trade to g fund effective cob monday. burros-ark is out.

 

[Maricar19]

Re: burros-ark

Burro-I am happy to hear that you are almost(?) fully recovered..
Although, I can't relate to your spreadsheet (am too dumb), it's good to know that Frixxx and JPCavin didn't give up figuring out the spreadsheet for our use.
And love those videos posted by TSPRoulette...they represent me...

 

[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

i am getting a little frustrated with this gentleman retraining program, once again today's lesson is too long to fit into the signature line so i will add the rest here:

(in signature): "once a gentleman discovers that he must decline an invitation that he has already accepted, he promptly alerts his host or hostess."

(out signature): "he gives frank a description of the reasons for his change of plans and offers a sincere apology."

who the hell is frank? and why always the couching 'he or she' informs the 'host or hostess' of 'his or her' change of plans. wtf? why not just say "i can't make it, dude." the genderly-correct and politically-correct wishy washing is driving me nuts!

also, i'm sure somewhere in this damn book is advice that says 'a gentleman speaks succinctly and does not use superfluous verbiage', but this guy drones on and on and half of the tidbits of wisdom exceed the 200 character signature line limit.

and also, just a few days ago it said a gentleman never apologizes, but today the advice is to apologize? make up your mind, dude.

well this gentleman has some green advice for the gentleman who wrote this book (probably with his wife leaning over his shoulder correcting every sentence and thought): you could've saved a tree by not printing this book and just summed it all up in one direct sentence on a business card, something like "c'mere, hold still while i cut our balls off."

and yes, i recognize there is a reason i'm single, but at least i still got my balls.

have a good day, sirs and madams.

 

[Lakebound]

Re: burros-ark

i am getting a little frustrated with this gentleman retraining program, once again today's lesson is too long to fit into the signature line so i will add the rest here:

(in signature): "once a gentleman discovers that he must decline an invitation that he has already accepted, he promptly alerts his host or hostess."

(out signature): "he gives frank a description of the reasons for his change of plans and offers a sincere apology."

who the hell is frank? and why always the couching 'he or she' informs the 'host or hostess' of 'his or her' change of plans. wtf? why not just say "i can't make it, dude." the genderly-correct and politically-correct wishy washing is driving me nuts!

also, i'm sure somewhere in this damn book is advice that says 'a gentleman speaks succinctly and does not use superfluous verbiage', but this guy drones on and on and half of the tidbits of wisdom exceed the 200 character signature line limit.

and also, just a few days ago it said a gentleman never apologizes, but today the advice is to apologize? make up your mind, dude.

well this gentleman has some green advice for the gentleman who wrote this book (probably with his wife leaning over his shoulder correcting every sentence and thought): you could've saved a tree by not printing this book and just summed it all up in one direct sentence on a business card, something like "c'mere, hold still while i cut our balls off."

and yes, i recognize there is a reason i'm single, but at least i still got my balls.

have a good day, sirs and madams.

Perhaps it is a typo. "He gives a frank description of his reasons ......"

The word frank meaning honest and direct. If the word frank isn't capitalized then it is a slight typographic error in my opinion.

Frank

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[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

Perhaps it is a typo. "He gives a frank description of his reasons ......"

The word frank meaning honest and direct. If the word frank isn't capitalized then it is a slight typographic error in my opinion.

Frank

Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk

ok, yes, that makes more sense 'a frank description'. thanks frank.

still, i think a gentleman, if he or she is to write a book or bookette, should proof read the damn thing first!

 

[Maricar19]

Re: burros-ark

ok, yes, that makes more sense 'a frank description'. thanks frank.

still, i think a gentleman, if he or she is to write a book or bookette, should proof read the damn thing first!

Yes, I agree..you are a perfect gentleman...

 

[jpcavin]

Re: burros-ark

and also, just a few days ago it said a gentleman never apologizes, but today the advice is to apologize? make up your mind, dude.

Perhaps this will clear things up for you:


According to Macmillan Dictionary,excuse me is used fo:

1- politely getting someone's attention

2- showing you are sorry for interrupting someone

3-asking someone to move so that you can get past them

4-politely telling someone you are leaving

Sorry is used for :

1-emphasizing how bad,stupid,or embarrassing something is

2-feeling sadness or sympathy because something bad has happened to them

3-disappointed about a situation,and wishing you could change it

 

[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

Yes, I agree..you are a perfect gentleman...

thanks, but i don't think anyone is going to believe you.

 

[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

Perhaps this will clear things up for you:


According to Macmillan Dictionary,excuse me is used fo:

1- politely getting someone's attention

2- showing you are sorry for interrupting someone

3-asking someone to move so that you can get past them

4-politely telling someone you are leaving

Sorry is used for :

1-emphasizing how bad,stupid,or embarrassing something is

2-feeling sadness or sympathy because something bad has happened to them

3-disappointed about a situation,and wishing you could change it

that is probably why i hardly ever say 'excuse me' or 'i'm sorry'.

 

[jpcavin]

Re: burros-ark

 

[burrocrat]

Re: burros-ark

shame, what a waste of a good pair. of lasers! waste of a good pair of lasers! you freaks!