TSP Jail

Phil,

you may as well join us. it's only matter of time before you end up here anyway. just don't go doing something crazy to get #0003.

what did you do with the $137.13?
 
well technically it's dec. 6th on the east coast, i was hoping there might have been a parole hearing by now, maybe they're just having trouble fitting an ankle bracelet on the old horse or there's a problem with his sensitivity class registration.

as fun as it was walking around in the birchtree suit, as a courtesy i had the one i borrowed dry cleaned and returned to his wardrobe, and i slipped a little orange thank you card in the pocket.

i'll be sure to stop by and say hello when he's out, sporting my new colors of course.
 
CountryBoy, honorary member #2015,

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most interesting, your membership number request was reflective of your goal, not motivated by a desire to have a lower/better/keepupwiththejoneses designation, no bravo-sierra here folks, a straight shooter indeed.

i took the liberty of assigning you a tag line, honorary members may provide input as to the design of their card (number, picture, tag line), advise if changes are needed.

Thank you burrocrat,

I like the tag line. :D I'll have to give that some serious thought on the future input, maybe during the first usage of the card, something will come to mind. :D
 
reissue of skypilots card with id picture,

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after reading a recent post, if figured he would be ok with that.

as for which way he's looking, i'm going with looking out, as in for others, keep up the good work.
 
posting in the forum grants instant regular membership access ... but i hesitate to issue cards for tsp'ers of such stature and influence.

notice i didn't hesitate too long.

nnutt thanks for the post, you are now a member.

of course one can't issue a card to one moderator and not the others, so in order of rank then number of posts:

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Tom, thank you for providing such a great venue for learning ... and laughing.
 
james, i notice many of my posts have followed yours, particularly on the 'sensitive' issues, not intentional on my part, but your posts often stimulate thought,

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and i like to play devils advocate, or just plain old devil as some might call it.
 
you may notice a different RFID chip placed in the limited run of admin cards. as a matter of convenience, these individuals need not be bothered with the combersome process of standing in line, removing their wallets, swiping it through the reader, and tolerating the scrutiny of the occasional guard with a superiority complex.

as an added bonus, they sometimes jam the anti-theft towers near the exits at the local ya'll mart, just in case one accidentally forgets (or is too embarassed) to actually pay for those sticky pants.

did i miss anyone?
 
members who have been issued jail cards but have not provided an ID picture, please do so promptly.

unless you live on a colony in MT or the Dakotas, very few organizations will allow you to exist for long without a proper, current photo.

I know hutterites, and you folks ain't no hutterites.
 
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