TSP Jail

[burrocrat]

mayday, thank you for your posts, good information and has helped me make money,

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your wit and sarcasm are also appreciated.

 

[burrocrat]

FAB1, our latest member in the TSP Jail club,

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your input is always welcome.

 

[burrocrat]

steadygain, your membership awaits,

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when you decide to pick a number i'm gonna play it on the lotto, i promise to share it with you or the cause of your choice.

 

[burrocrat]

grandma, thanks for your calming influence and sense of humor,

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you too have carte blanche.

 

[burrocrat]

hurry folks, this is an unlimited time offer, we will only be issueing like a gazillion of these things, get yours now, free shipping if you call within the next xx minutes.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight.

 

[burrocrat]

original card files are available on request, the ones posted are .jpg for file size, .gif is clearer but too big for avatar use, also can be had as a microsoft publisher document but even bigger that way.

 

[burrocrat]

grandma has made her selection,

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as always, a lady, and a perfect ten.

 

[burrocrat]

some basic info,

honorary membership includes all the benefits of regular membership, plus some. the 00 designation in the first two digits of an honorary member's 'member since: number' carries no negative connotation and in no way should be interpreted as a banned member number.

the get out of tsp jail card id pictures will not update if you should later change your avatar.

members are allowed one id picture change, and only under extreme circumstances such as identity theft or qualifying life event.

you is what you is.

 

[CountryBoy]

#2015 if you please

 

[Thunderhorse]

Next available # at your leisure.
Much obliged.

Po' Birch & McDuck. Jimmie Rodgers' "In The Jailhouse Now" seems appropriate.

 

[nasa1974]

Burrocrat, I think Squalebear needs a number. Oh, wait a minute he was one of those that banged the bars with his club from the outside.

I think if the FRTIB had their way I would have seen digital bars across my screen a long time ago. Count me in.

 

[burrocrat]

CountryBoy, honorary member #2015,

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most interesting, your membership number request was reflective of your goal, not motivated by a desire to have a lower/better/keepupwiththejoneses designation, no bravo-sierra here folks, a straight shooter indeed.

i took the liberty of assigning you a tag line, honorary members may provide input as to the design of their card (number, picture, tag line), advise if changes are needed.

 

[Scrappy]

Excellent job Burro..............

Any word yet on the weekend visitation rules?:toung:

 

[burrocrat]

Thunderhorse, member #0908,

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for the constitutional republic, and civics courses.

 

[burrocrat]

Any word yet on the weekend visitation rules?

I haven't given much thought to conjugal visit scenarios, actually that's a lie, i think about conjugal visits all the time, but i don't expect any this weekend.

 

[burrocrat]

nasa1974, member #0909,

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i had a difficult time with your id photo, first i couldn't save it, then it was unreadable, it didn't like being edited, even had to reboot, maybe some kind of alien technology?

keep on flyin right there cuz.

 

[burrocrat]

Squalebear, an invitation to join the TSP Jail has been extended on the recommendation of a friend, honoray membership status awaits your confirmation,

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posting in the forum grants instant regular membership access, also folks can nominate any candidate, but i hesitate to issue cards for tsp'ers of such stature and influence, pick a number and advise on card design if you wish.

Best wishes and prayers.

 

[grandma]

. ... one of those that banged the bars with his club from the outside.

...most likely you are Not referring to food bars, juice bars, sand bars; by the same token you most likely Are referring to Golf Clubs - and perhaps in another scenario
However:
your comment brought to mind a picture that Burrocrat & I discussed last night - brought to the Board via WonderWoman in years past. So, SB, if you decide you would like some help - get it from the Help-met section
(the Only way she would have allowed it!):
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[burrocrat]

i hesitate to issue cards for tsp'ers of such stature and influence, pick a number and advise on card design if you wish.

that might need a little clarification:

i hesitate to issue cards for tsp'ers of such stature without their consent

looking forward to hearing from you.

 

[KevinD]

admin update:

Kevind may claim member # 0904, for coming up with the original avatar idea.

IN! :d

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