Trivia

[Scout333]

Burro the floor is yours!

 

[burrocrat]

whew, finally. i almost hate to tell you how long it took me to figure that one out. i had the trains penciled out to only 4 feet from each other, tracking the bird the whole way before i realized they always collide at exactly 2 hours. good one.

 

[burrocrat]

here goes:

what's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

 

[Gumby]

here goes:

what's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

They each make up a different portion of the food pyramid..(vegetable group and meat group)????

Beef excrete something that looks like pea soup in the spring when they have been on green grass.....BUT it doesn't smell like pea soup and of course that is before the beef is chopped.:nuts:

 

[burrocrat]

They each make up a different portion of the food pyramid..(vegetable group and meat group)????

Beef excrete something that looks like pea soup in the spring when they have been on green grass.....BUT it doesn't smell like pea soup and of course that is before the beef is chopped.:nuts:

the pyramind thing is cold and getting colder.

you're on the right track with the excrete line of thinking, but it's more general and another species.

two more wrong guesses and we play hangman guess letters too.

 

[Gumby]

Hints?????

the pyramind thing is cold and getting colder.

you're on the right track with the excrete line of thinking, but it's more general and another species.

two more wrong guesses and we play hangman guess letters too.

 

[burrocrat]

Hints?????

_______ ___ chop beef, ___ ______ ___ pea soup.

oh vanna, pick me a letter.

 

[Scout333]

Well Burro looks like you stumped us! The board is still yours! Maybe a bigger hint or another trivia/ riddle/puzzle item?

 

[burrocrat]

a__bo__ ca_ chop beef,b__ _obo__ ca_ pea soup.

oh vanna, pick me a letter.

ok all letters in common filled in...

 

[burrocrat]

or else check out the trivia thread here...

http://www.beltwaytalk.com/forum.php?referrerid=6

answers are right in front of you.

 

[burrocrat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z8RCfnWPOo

 

[wwwtractor]

Anyone can chop beef, but nobody can pea soup.

 

[burrocrat]

Anyone can chop beef, but nobody can pea soup.

we have a winner, board is yours wwwtractor.

 

[Steadygain]

Hey this is pretty cool



Right on !! .... first time seeing this thread

 

[wwwtractor]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

and a bonus question.


There are five crows sitting on the fence and you shoot one down.
How many crows are left on the fence?

 

[Steadygain]

On the 'bonus' I'll go with 1.

The 1 that got shot down. The other would pee their pants and fly off.


Now to the other ....hmmmm.... depending on the humidity and all

...well if it's a standard light bulb and within easy reach....

one ??? :blink:

 

[Gumby]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

and a bonus question.


There are five crows sitting on the fence and you shoot one down.
How many crows are left on the fence?

I'll take a stab at it....

Psychiatrists can't change anything..... all talk.

Crows are smart.....smarter than psyc majors. There are none left on the fence and one on the ground. Crows will live to 100 years if they make it that long.

 

[72Zorad]

One, but it has to want to change.

 

[wwwtractor]

72Zorad, the board is yours.

No change unless the patient wants to change.

 

[Steadygain]

Forgive the intrusion but wrote this up before longing on.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

ZERO – ZIP – NADA – NONE

Based on the study in Demark – in May 1997 – when 5,000 top psychiatrists around the world set out to prove they could change a light bulb. All were given whatever time they wanted – none could do it.

However - I agree 72Zoard's answer is even better.

and a bonus question.


There are five crows sitting on the fence and you shoot one down.
How many crows are left on the fence?

ZERO – ZIP – NADA – NONE

Based on the Novel ‘Four and Twenty Blackbirds’

The man was filled with jealousy over the one he thought was taking the Love of his Life. She was a treasure to adore, a beauty to behold. She made him ‘complete’ and called him “Her Baby”.

When he saw them sitting on the fence he took careful aim and squeezed the trigger. As the bullet went through, knocking the bird off the fence, the others flew off with the thunderous explosion. The ones flying off spoke In the Language of the Beaver and so the killer could not understand what they were saying. Yes, they were crows, but they could speak any language they wanted and so the killer was furious at not knowing what they said.

He ran to make sure he killed the right one and was in shock at what he saw. There on the ground was the Love of his Life. She was talking like a Lamb and said, ‘Baaang baaang he shot me down, baaaang baaang I hit the ground, baaang baaang that awful sound, baaaang baaaang ‘My Baby’

Her last words ‘My Baby’ sent him over the edge. He cried for 2 weeks and didn’t eat and bath and stayed locked in his room. In this time he learned the Language of the Beaver and discovered what the other crows had said. Bang bang, he shot her down. Bang, bang, she hit the ground. Bang, bang, that awful sound. Bang, bang, he shot ‘My Baby’ down.

Turns out he shot the right one – she was messing around with all of them and a bunch more.