A lttle boy in class was asked a question..If you had three birds perched on a phone wire in the country and one flys away, how may do you have left?..The little boy said "none"..Teacher said that was incorrect, but asked how he came by his answer; The little boy replied; "I live in the country, and when one bird fly's, they all fly"...Teacher said that still incorrect, but I like the way you think.
Next day; the Little boy still miffed as to why his answer was incorrect, decided to ask the teacher a question..."Hey Teach..If you had three ladies sitting on a park bench and they were all eating an ICE CREAM CONE...and one was Licking the cone, one was Chomping on the cone and the other one was Sucking slowly on the cone..Which one was Married?"..At first the teacher declined be roped into this question knowing there is gonna be a embarrassing answer..but decided to go a long..Well..After careful thought she finally answered with.."I'd say it would be the one Sucking on the cone"
The little boy proudly and matter of factly said "WRONG!!!"..It's the one with the Wedding ring on, But I like the way you think!