The Monkey Bar

[The_Technician]

I was out playing golf with a well known investor the other day....he mentioned that the Sub prime situation is going to take out alot of consumer cash in the consumer market, less consumer buying power.....

I mentioned that this is a highly volitile situation, less cash in a inflationary market is a formula for failure....:blink: (I would suppose that the consumer isn't going to get a pay raise to compensate for the void.....)

Carnac

 

[GGal]

I'm lookin for an ole Bear to huddle with......winter may not be over with!

GA

WINTER BLONDE
> >>
> >>As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
> >>She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
> >>on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says
> >>"Hi, my name is Georgia and you are losing some of your
> >>load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
> >>
> >>When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches
> >>Up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on
> >>The door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
> >>never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
> >>Georgia, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his
> >>head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
> >>street.
> >>
> >>At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
> >>out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
> >>on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
> >>Again she says "Hi, my name is Georgia, and you are losing
> >>some of your load! "When the light turns green the trucker
> >>revs up and races to the next light.
> >>
> >>When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
> >>and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
> >>after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's
> >>winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
>

 

[The_Technician]

I'm lookin for an ole Bear to huddle with......winter may not be over with!

GA

WINTER BLONDE
> >>
> >>As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
> >>She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
> >>on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says
> >>"Hi, my name is Georgia and you are losing some of your
> >>load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
> >>
> >>When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches
> >>Up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on
> >>The door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
> >>never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
> >>Georgia, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his
> >>head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
> >>street.
> >>
> >>At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
> >>out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
> >>on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
> >>Again she says "Hi, my name is Georgia, and you are losing
> >>some of your load! "When the light turns green the trucker
> >>revs up and races to the next light.
> >>
> >>When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
> >>and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
> >>after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's
> >>winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
>

U funny GG....

 

[Aspiration]

Laughing out loud GG! :laugh:

 

[merlin]

That was a good one.

GG

 

[kar_crazy]

who's running this bar? crown n coke please good joke GG

 

[The_Technician]

who's running this bar? crown n coke please good joke GG

Reports for the first of next week ......Housing, Retail Sales, CPI...need I say more.....all will be negatively biased I fear....the question is ....Will the market take it in like it has of late.....and not retreat....

I do like the fact that the trade deficit went down....but alot of that is the price of oil.....CPI will be rebounding since oil was high over the last month and therefore gas.....not counting food and other expenses going gang busters.....seems to me, inflation has been obviously running rampant for 5-6 years now......the govt seems to just really noticing the ill effects from it....

Ya have a drink if you're in.....Margarita Bartender!!!

 

[Eldritch Flatus]

who's there? anybody seen my dog? wheres my dog. she was sniffin fer beer and I saw her com'in this way

 

[GGal]

Hey, the gang's all here! Let's get rowdy! Just make sure you don't sit on my Egg and crack him.

Tech, your beard sure has grown since we last saw you! And you're looking a little pale.....you oughta get out more!

GA

 

[nnuut]

hic!

 

[GGal]

hic!

Nutt, that better not be egg crumbs I see on your chin!

GA

 

[nnuut]

I'ddd Nanaver crack wid yer egg!

 

[airlift]

I never understood your slang, but I will bear with you, as long as you can make money for all of us.

 

[nnuut]

Well I surely can't do that sir, please pass the salt and tequila.

 

[ATCJeff]

Hey Guys,

It was a good week for me. Drinks are on me all weekend.

Somebody give me a beer please. Make sure the TV is on FOX for the race. I love my NASCAR!

 

[nnuut]

I'll have a Double Triple Zombie Please!!

 

[ATCJeff]

Hey Guys,

It was a good week for me. Drinks are on me all weekend.

Somebody give me a beer please. Make sure the TV is on FOX for the race. I love my NASCAR!

I've got the number 29, Kevin Harvick in my pool tonight. So everyone please pull for the 29 car. If he wins I get 350 big ones! BTW, I picked tenth.

Thanks


Like my avatar?

 

[MADDOG]

i'll take you up on the drinks'
however; i'm an ole fart
i pullin for good ole mark martin when he races
however; now that he runs on a limited schedule
i have to find a new guy to pull for
i kinda like carl edwards
he seems like a good man
i hate to pull for the
spoiled
pampered
rotten
no good
cheatin
i have a lot of others
anyway; here to good racin

remember rubbin is racin

md

 

[GGal]

Tech!

Have you done OD'd up in here or what? Should we call the paramedics?

GA

 

[Birchtree]

The bulls have got this one up a tree - he's safe and sound.