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[burrocrat]

Teen zip line rider showers Las Vegas tourists in urine | Fox News

What happens in Vegas, sprays in Vegas.

“Like a lot of liquid coming from above us, just showering from head to toe our back and top of the head dripping down, and we thought it was some sort of water, maybe some drinks or beer,” Cazimere Ferguson, a tourist from Honolulu, told the station.

when life hands you lemons, pretend it's lemonade.

note to self: do not stand under a zip line.

 

[burrocrat]

Sir-Mix-a-Lot defends Blake Lively's 'Oakland booty' post | Fox News

“For her to look at her butt and that little waist and to say, ‘L.A. face with an Oakland booty,’ doesn’t mean that the norm has changed, that the beautiful people have accepted our idea of beautiful? That’s the way I took it,” Sir Mix-a-Lot shared with Pret-a-Reporter.

“But no one in the world is gonna tell me that a woman wears that dress is thinking that she’s fat. No, I’m sorry, it just doesn’t happen. It sounds like to me like she was giving the line props.”

yep, i don't care who you are, that is definitely an oakland booty.

 

[nnuut]

I like a nice butt, I don't care if it's white, black, brown, pink or yellow, it's OK with me.!

 

[Warrenlm]

Is this "community" of humans going to seek protection as a protected class? A dog's life: Inside the bizarre world of men who like to dress up and be treated like canines

 

[nasa1974]

Is this "community" of humans going to seek protection as a protected class? A dog's life: Inside the bizarre world of men who like to dress up and be treated like canines


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So now we are going to have specific fire hydrants that they can use?

 

[burrocrat]

Is this "community" of humans going to seek protection as a protected class? A dog's life: Inside the bizarre world of men who like to dress up and be treated like canines


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no. forcing them to use specific hydrants is discrimination. they are allowed to use any hydrant or toilet or leg they identify with that day.

 

[Warrenlm]

There's a lesson in here....

Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner

"The animal lifted him by the neck and threw him on to the ground, chewed the body and severed the head,"

 

[burrocrat]

There's a lesson in here....

Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner

"The animal lifted him by the neck and threw him on to the ground, chewed the body and severed the head,"

misleading... there is a difference between 'tied in heat' and 'tied in the heat', i was expecting a much juicer story than that.

 

[Cactus]

Marijuana social network is denied listing on Nasdaq: Marijuana social network is denied listing on Nasdaq | Ars Technica

It is sort of a Facebook for pot.

 

[jpcavin]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/so-t...108410_1013441&utm_term=.jkAMA6Ryz#.erA73Pma6

 

[jpcavin]

North Carolina Woman Finds Body Inside $30 Yard-Sale Freezer - NBC News

I would have opened that freezer before I bought it but tha'st just me..

 

[Warrenlm]

Man sued for $30K over $40 printer he sold on Craigslist

Doug sells used printer online to out of state Gersh for $40 plus shipping. Turns out Gersh files lots of lawsuits. Doug tries to be his own lawyer for awhile but finally has to hire one for $12,000. Gersh files suit after dismissal after suit. And he's not done with Doug. Or anyone else. Although a judge reluctantly awarded $30,000 it was reversed on appeal. So Gersh is still on the case.

Gersh does not say it or perhaps even know it but he should be thankful that Doug's state of Massachusetts is very unfriendly towards firearm ownership. But in all this time you'd think Doug would have moved.

 

[userque]

Man sued for $30K over $40 printer he sold on Craigslist

Doug sells used printer online to out of state Gersh for $40 plus shipping. Turns out Gersh files lots of lawsuits. Doug tries to be his own lawyer for awhile but finally has to hire one for $12,000. Gersh files suit after dismissal after suit. And he's not done with Doug. Or anyone else. Although a judge reluctantly awarded $30,000 it was reversed on appeal. So Gersh is still on the case.

Gersh does not say it or perhaps even know it but he should be thankful that Doug's state of Massachusetts is very unfriendly towards firearm ownership. But in all this time you'd think Doug would have moved.

Give it time, he'll eventually run into the 'right' person.

 

[jpcavin]

Giddy up!

Oregon rancher on horseback lassos alleged bike thief - NY Daily News

 

[jpcavin]

Speechless

Girl Thinks District of Columbia is ‘Colombia’ & Miss USA Shouldn’t Have Won « 99.5 WYCD Detroit's Best Country

 

[FogSailing]

Speechless

Girl Thinks District of Columbia is ‘Colombia’ & Miss USA Shouldn’t Have Won « 99.5 WYCD Detroit's Best Country

Downright scary!

FS

 

[burrocrat]

Smell like Queen Amidala with 'Star Wars' lightsaber fragrances

European perfume company Lifestyle Perfumes released a new line of Star Wars-inspired perfumes and colognes this month, promising to help you smell like a galaxy far, far away. There are three different scents, each in a lightsaber-shaped bottle, making it the perfect thing to douse yourself in if you ever find yourself pushed down a garbage chute.

finally!

 

[burrocrat]

The numbers add up: Peeing in the shower makes sense | Fox News

Mic, which is clearly biased in favor of peeing in the shower being "awesome," reports that some of this conservation is likely lost in added shower time ("Who among us, mid-shower pee, hasn't stared off into oblivion as the hot water cascaded down our bodies?").
Still, that 0.875 gallon of water that will escape the shower head in the 21 seconds it takes for the average person to pee is still less than the 1.6 gallons—more in older toilets—used to flush urine away.

who knew? all this time i've been a water conservationist and didn't even realize it? do you have any idea how many gallons of water i have saved in my life? does california know about this?

 

[uscfanhawaii]

The numbers add up: Peeing in the shower makes sense | Fox News



who knew? all this time i've been a water conservationist and didn't even realize it? do you have any idea how many gallons of water i have saved in my life? does california know about this?

I always thought the rule was "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
That way, we are REALLY talking about some savings!

 

[burrocrat]

I always thought the rule was "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
That way, we are REALLY talking about some savings!

that whole sharing a bowl is a nice idea, but if my pee is going to mix with somebody else's pee i would prefer it be in the shower where i might get a good peek or at least a back lather out of the deal.