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Oriental Town Hall officials wasted no time. Oriental’s GCF funding allowed for the hiring of one Gender Compliance Officer. The town tapped Kim Daniels, whose pharmaceutical background provided the required knowledge base. Thursday at 8am the public restroom re-opened with GCO Daniels on duty. - See more at: Bathroom Re-opens With On Duty Compliance Officer | World Exclusive Story

The Governor’s office approved method of manual gender authentication. This is preferred over checking into the front of one’s pants according to Josh Ellis in the Governor’s office. Josh states “a skilled probing Gender Compliance Officer can tell if a gender has been changed. We will not be tricked.” - See more at: Bathroom Re-opens With On Duty Compliance Officer | World Exclusive Story
Bathroom Re-opens With On Duty Compliance Officer | World Exclusive Story
 
DOJ to nix

A Justice Department division will no longer refer to people released from prison as “felons” or “convicts” because of the stigmatizing effects of the terms, an agency official announced in a Washington Post editorial Wednesday.Instead, Assistant Attorney General Karol Mason said the “disparaging labels” will be replaced by “person who committed a crime” or “individual who was incarcerated.” The new lexicon is set to be utilized in “speeches, solicitations, website content and social media posts” emanating from the Office of Justice Programs.

next they will start calling themselves "person who formerly identified as thug" to excuse themselves from any rioting or looting that may show up on youtube.
 
Old news but still worthy of mention...

A weed dealer not being able to do business on 4/20 is like a Best Buy having to close on Black Friday. 58-year-old Kevin Gibson is a weed dealer in Miami, Florida. And he was arrested on Tuesday night for possession of marijuana with intent to sell . . . so he had to spend his 4/20 in jail.

But the strangest part about him? He’s got half a beard.

The left half of his face is covered in thick white facial hair . . . full bushy sideburns, a mustache, and a long beard. But the right half of his face is totally shaved . . . no sideburn, no mustache, no beard

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He must have been high while he was shaving.

Half-bearded Florida man spends 4/20 in jail for selling weed - NY Daily News
 
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