Riddle Me This

[Cactus]

Awwww, burrocrat, just ask your kids or grandkids for one. The younger they are the better. I find those the hardest. You could reign all weekend with one of those. :laugh:

 

[rcknfrewld]

you walk into a dark room with a match...now on the table there is a candle, hanging is a karosene lamp, and there is a fireplace in the corner...which do you lite first

 

[burrocrat]

you walk into a dark room with a match...now on the table there is a candle, hanging is a karosene lamp, and there is a fireplace in the corner...which do you lite first

the match.

again i abdicate back to rkcnwlfd.

 

[jpcavin]

The match?

 

[burrocrat]

The match?

if the room is dark, how does the riddlee know there's a candle, lamp, and fireplace in it without lighting the match first?

 

[rcknfrewld]

correct burro...........a house has four walls and all four walls face south...now a bear is constantly circling the house...what color is the bear

 

[Cactus]

White, because you are at the North pole.

 

[rcknfrewld]

Sisyphus you are correct

 

[Cactus]

Sisyphus you are correct

Thank you for recognizing me.

 

[Cactus]

OK, let's see how may engineers we have out there. If athletes have athlete's foot, and astronauts have mistletoe, what do engineers have?

 

[grandma]

Dilbert ...:toung:
...wait. ...maybe a Pointy-head manager.

 

[burrocrat]

OK, let's see how may engineers we have out there. If athletes have athlete's foot, and astronauts have mistletoe, what do engineers have?

ear infection.

 

[Cactus]

No winners yet. See, I told you kids come up with the best riddles.

 

[burrocrat]

OK, let's see how may engineers we have out there. If athletes have athlete's foot, and astronauts have mistletoe, what do engineers have?

a job.

 

[rcknfrewld]

cauliflowear

 

[nnuut]

An Attitude

 

[jpcavin]

Dirty ears?

 

[rcknfrewld]

we give up...

 

[jpcavin]

earache?

 

[nnuut]

Mechalobeitus.