Man, y'all ARE cynical...but it was good for a laugh !
My sense is that all the Agencies I've worked for recently DO care about the results they get from these type surveys. My Agency takes one every year, to gauge the mood of all the employees, and they publish the results.
Now, I'm not so naive to think it makes a major difference, or it's not just some box a super-grade person checks off for their performance appraisal...heck, when they publish the results, they even put a disclaimer about what they can and can't do to change things ! You have to admit, though...the Fed system is NOT condusive to flexible management practices !
My example to use is the issue of "teleworking"...many employees in our survey always say they want that option...depending on who is in charge, management tries to expand the program, and make it available to as many as possible...but let's face it...many of the jobs we do as Feds don't lend themselves to working from home ! I don't want one of this Board's air traffic controllers guiding my flight in to Atlanta from their old CompuAdd desktop computer

...and my mail person HAS to come by my house ! In my case, how can I keep track of what my Contractor is building that day, or handle it when he digs up a water line that nobody knew was there, if I'm sitting at home in my jammies ? Yes, there are many opportunities for changing the way we do business, but there are some real "realities" that affect those decisions, too...
Geez...I sound like a real management "tool", don't I ?
Stoplight...