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LOL I glad you got a truck with personality. Sounds like you & Missy are a perfect match:D
 
Sounds like my first Ford Suzibelle! That girl definitely had a mind of her own! First thing you know that V8 was pushin over a 100 mph! An that was doing somethin back in the day!
 
Scout333 said:
Sounds like my first Ford Suzibelle! That girl definitely had a mind of her own! First thing you know that V8 was pushin over a 100 mph! An that was doing somethin back in the day!
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oh my, scout, that is too much of a coincidence. for a long time maybe ten years i only drove cars that cost $1,000 cash or less, with no drivers license or insurance, because that is what it would cost to replace them if they did something stupid like hit a tree or run from the cops.

but then after god saved my life for about the 5th time or 15th time i forget i got straight with the man and financed a decent ride and had to get insurance and stuff. anyways, it was a ford escape, in midnight blue, same color as my new pickup. and the first song that came on the radio in that ride was credence clearwater revival, suzy q. so we named it suzy, suzy blue. that was a good car until i blew it up a few years ago. got every penny out of her and more though. i only drive fords now after that one.
 
omg! i keep learning new things about missy. i didn't know this until i finished reading the owner's manual and went down to check, my missy has icup! yep, icup is like a digital spyglass thing in the tailgate handle.

so out here in the country the protocol goes like this: when you're down a dirt road and folks got to recycle some beer then boys walk around front to drain the vein and girls go out back and hunch down for business or whatever they do back there, to each their own, even your grandma knows this.

but my missy has a backup camera, ha! you know what that means right? icup. i see you pee! this is frickin awesome! wheeeee!
 
burrocrat said:
omg! i keep learning new things about missy. i didn't know this until i finished reading the owner's manual and went down to check, my missy has icup! yep, icup is like a digital spyglass thing in the tailgate handle.

but my missy has a backup camera, ha! you know what that means right? icup. i see you pee! this is frickin awesome! wheeeee!
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burro,

I seem to recall you bringing up this fetish you have for female urination a few times in the past...So now you have a camera that allows you to sneak a peek any time you please...What are you Euro"pee"in? :embarrest:

I'm beginning to understand why the ark updates are being posted later than usual...:nuts:

I don't know burro, I think your getting into an area you really shouldn't tinkle with!!!:suspicious:
 
soooo, anybody want to go for a drive? in the country? maybe drink some beers?

(don't worry, it don't have audio).
 
sorry, but the selfie didn't come through. so that was a yes for the xmas potluck? i'll just put you down for bringing the buns.
 
burrocrat said:
oh my, scout, that is too much of a coincidence. for a long time maybe ten years i only drove cars that cost $1,000 cash or less, with no drivers license or insurance, because that is what it would cost to replace them if they did something stupid like hit a tree or run from the cops.

but then after god saved my life for about the 5th time or 15th time i forget i got straight with the man and financed a decent ride and had to get insurance and stuff. anyways, it was a ford escape, in midnight blue, same color as my new pickup. and the first song that came on the radio in that ride was credence clearwater revival, suzy q. so we named it suzy, suzy blue. that was a good car until i blew it up a few years ago. got every penny out of her and more though. i only drive fords now after that one.
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Interesting Burro! Suzibelle was a 1965 Galaxie 500 my brother and I bought together for $ 500. I bought out his half and painted her Navy Blue! She was super fine looking and running!
 
well i been reading the owner's manual trying to understand how all this stuff works and maybe me and missy are coming to a more comfortable level of understanding, i think she is starting to flirt with me.

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i remember seeing a diagram like this in health class way back in high school, but it didn't come with those kind of instructions, maybe missy got a potty mouth. i like that.
 
burros-ark 161211

burros-ark update: big time launch, didn't see it comin, can't catch it goin.

burros-ark signal: hold. no clear signal, would just be talkin out my ass if i said i knew what to do. hold. that's right pretty butterfly, flap your wings or whatever they called, i hope a big ole mean bird swoops down and eats you. hold.

burros-ark stuff: i got a lot of xmas presents already: a new ar15, a new elliptical, and an almost new pickup. life is good, no more wishes for me, thanks creator, for life.

p.s. well, i do have one request lord, could you please make the girls slow down a little so i could actually catch one? screw the fig leaves and apples and stuff, i forgive that, what the hell is their problems?

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Burrocrat, Congratulations on your new wheels! And thanks for the posts! I have gotten a good laugh this morning out of your thread! A+ stuff!
 
ravensfan said:
Okay burro,enough with the truck already. Time to talk a little football smack...Just a little preview of what your Eagles are in for on Sunday.
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the only thing about baltimore that worries me is their special teams play.

and on a related note: i sure do hope the proctologist in kansas is running a two-for-one ruby red slipper removal special once belichick gets done inserting them after the post-game interview or else dorothy and toto there gonna be pretty lonely.

besides, after the raven's short week, flacco has got to be tired... tired of getting his ass kicked.
 
Okay, so it wasn't exactly the outcome I was hoping for. I did enjoy CryBrady's temper tantrum at the beginning of the game and we certainly gave them a scare when the score was 23 to 20 Patriots.

But that aside, here are a few more things that should worry you about Baltimore
  • NFL power rankings Eagles are ranked 28th while Ravens are ranked 15th
  • Baltimore is 5-2 at home while the Eagles are 1-6 in away games

Just something to consider as you and missy get acquainted. :nuts:
 
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