burrocrat's Account Talk

[burrocrat]

The red gives it a snazzy pop as well.

yeah, the red 'x' was a nice touch i thought, reminds me of the tattoo on my ass. when i was younger i could clench and make it look like a 'y'. but those party trick days are over now, can't even crawl into the back seat of a mustang for some lovin, no more magic mike stuff for me.

 

[burrocrat]

so dog still fookin with me this morning over the radio. it is 'smoke on the water' this time on the way to work. double funny subtle joke, he's a tricky one, great sense of twisted humor, he does that sometimes.

joke #1, i used to smoke and every once in a while it still tempts me, like the garden of gethsemane or something, a huge hook, just ask any addict, seriously lord? smoke?

but that ain't the half... water, really? joke #2, there is no fookin water and you know it, water is soft, you just froze it all. now all the water is hard, ice, funny guy.

but 'smoke on the ice' don't play so well i guess (athough i've done that too), what trickster, it makes me want to keep living just to see what he comes up with next. maybe that is the plan?

thank you god for the pickup, the life, the food, the shelter, and the heat. oh, and thank you for all the nice folks too. i sure do appreciate it.

and also thank you for that ford 9 speaker sound system with the bass, it rocks! (p.s. i heard you, so please stop kicking my ass, give me some time).

 

[SoTex]

burrocrat,

O.K. so I admit that I am not very well versed in responding in the forum format, I still have a lot to learn. So any way we have 20% chance of snow today, currently 23 deg. but it feels like 10 deg. Monday we should start to get our lower temperature drops to negative numbers. I know what you mean about being prepared for the worst we have home made survival kits in all of our vehicles. like the boy scouts say"better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it".Oh was that "be prepared" ? Seven years in Alaska with the United States Army taught me to be prepared. But I think that Minnesota winters are worst than Alaska's.

 

[burrocrat]

I think that Minnesota winters are worst than Alaska's.

yeah, but that's because you have the vikings.

you know why the wind is so bad in north dakota right? because montana blows and minnesota sucks.

 

[evilanne]

I think that Minnesota winters are worst than Alaska's.

I love snow, but both ND & MN way too far north & too cold for me.....BRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[SoTex]

Good one burrocrat :laugh: But as luck would have it I am not a sports fan. Lucky us.

 

[burrocrat]

I love snow, but both ND & MN way too far north & too cold for me.....BRRRRRRRRRRR

and that's just the way we like it. you do your work down there, we got it covered up here. it takes a village.

 

[FogSailing]

Burro, you're on a tear...but that comment about Montana blows is just wrong on so many levels...

I'll give you a bye because you just bought a new truck and well I give people from North Dakota some leeway (being so isolated and all) ...but just one...

Wait a minute....I think I said the same thing the last time you insulted me...

Dude...you are on thin ice... But...nice truck!!!

FS

 

[jpcavin]

Burro, you're on a tear...but that comment about Montana blows is just wrong on so many levels...

I'll give you a bye because you just bought a new truck and well I give people from North Dakota some leeway (being so isolated and all) ...but just one...

Wait a minute....I think I said the same thing the last time you insulted me...

Dude...you are on thin ice... But...nice truck!!!

FS

Is that round of golf in Sedona still on?

 

[jpcavin]

I love snow, but both ND & MN way too far north & too cold for me.....BRRRRRRRRRRR

If it gets too cold in Texas, you're always welcomed in Florida. :smile:

 

[nnuut]

Gonna be cold as Hell here in GA. 30 tonight and high 20's tomorrow night, BURR!View attachment 40241View attachment 40240

 

[burrocrat]

so i finally figure out how to change the radio station in my new pickup, and i figured out some other things too, but that is a different story.

i change it to mix 93.3, thank dog i got away from that other channel what was messin with me, and you know what comes on?

yep, you guessed it, cake by the ocean! this fookin pickup is insane, got a mind of its own! no sheet. i hate that song. just can't win.

 

[jpcavin]

so i finally figure out how to change the radio station in my new pickup, and i figured out some other things too, but that is a different story.

i change it to mix 93.3, thank dog i got away from that other channel what was messin with me, and you know what comes on?

yep, you guessed it, cake by the ocean! this fookin pickup is insane, got a mind of its own! no sheet. i hate that song. just can't win.

That's not what you've said in previous posts. Just sayin'

 

[burrocrat]

That's not what you've said in previous posts. Just sayin'

people change.

 

[jpcavin]

people change.

Ha! Ain't that the truth. :laugh:

 

[burrocrat]

but that's not even the half...

next song is happy feet or whatever. sick crazy world.

 

[burrocrat]

so here is more crazy things about my new psycho pickup...

it has bluetooth and it finds my phone automatically, like two digital dogs sniffin each others butts? i don't know for sure yet, but something is happening there, i think they like each other. and ford apparently has figured out how to put about at least a dozen more buttons on the steering wheel than any one person should push.

anyways, so i tell the phone when the dash/console screen lights up and asks me what it can do for me, i say 'hey siri'.

the truck radio says to me "i am not siri". so i say 'well then you can be melissa, i'll call you missy'. she says ok. (i am not going to tell the story about melissa, i promised her that a long time ago, gentlemen do not kiss and tell).

so i say 'hey missy, scratch my balls, they itch'. she goes 'not at 60 miles per hour'. fook! even my ex-wife did not cost me $35,000 and she would scratch my balls! what the hell? then i get into an argument with my truck, about my balls!

i told missy to just shut up and drive. she said "i'm not driving anywhere, you are". yep, i just bought a pickup with the soul of my ex somehow trapped in it. maybe this wasn't such a good deal after all.

and here is the kicker, the sky is wide open bright blue, that means no clouds to hold the heat in tonight, it is gonna get really cold. hang on.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

I love it!!!!!!!!

so i finally figure out how to change the radio station in my new pickup, and i figured out some other things too, but that is a different story.

i change it to mix 93.3, thank dog i got away from that other channel what was messin with me, and you know what comes on?

yep, you guessed it, cake by the ocean! this fookin pickup is insane, got a mind of its own! no sheet. i hate that song. just can't win.

but that's not even the half...

next song is happy feet or whatever. sick crazy world.

 

[burrocrat]

That's not what you've said in previous posts. Just sayin'

are you seriously troofing the music i do or don't like? what? it's a radio.

 

[jpcavin]

are you seriously troofing the music i do or don't like? what? it's a radio.

Why the attitude? I was merely curious about the change...as in "I wonder why he changed his mind. Did he forget he used to like that song?" Geez, are you seriously troofing my motives?