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stats? ppfffttt! nobody uses percentages, rankings, projections, or analysis in sports betting anymore, it's all gut feel baby. but i have a secret weapon...

about 2 months ago this sireen whispered to me, "go find some sucker to bet on the raven's game, wentz is the bomb, make it a good one, for whiskey or river styx eye patches or something". no kidding, that is what she said word for word, i can still hear it today, just flew right up on my left shoulder in that pretty little red leather outfit with the tail and she told me that. now i've bet way more with way less to go on before and usually win, so i got a lock on this one i think.

one thing i've learned is to not tempt the fates, good luck.
 
konakathy said:
So! How was your test drive? :D Haha ..... wusses!
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well that ain't no cowboy cadillac. out here we call that an MSM (metro sexual mobile). but that cowgirl sure can drive!

but to each their own, it takes all kinds.

i noticed while all the others were iCUP'in in their panties, only the fat redneck was goin "wooo hooooo!" the whole time, but the problem is when he said "i'll buy the car, let's go again", she said "nah, i'm going back". biatch.

the whole problem with teasin' a cowboy too long is eventually they'll find another ride.
 
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LOL ! Dude....that's your takeaway on the video? The guy at the end was a good sport. I bet he went home with a smile on his face. And why was that a MSM?......it's a truck?!
 
oohhh! i got the chance to go play with my new xmas present yesterday, a "modern sporting rifle" ar-variant. what a sweet little thing, a chewer, just keeps spittin it out, goes by the name of betty, the gift that keeps on givin.

 
well i got packers and also vikings out here, both on at 1:00 and no remote markets. no premium channels so i will just wait for you to send me the whiskey. and listen to you whine how wentz feathered it in and dropped the bomb.

good luck cuz, bet is on, deal.
 
burrocrat said:
well i got packers and also vikings out here, both on at 1:00 and no remote markets. no premium channels so i will just wait for you to send me the whiskey. and listen to you whine how wentz feathered it in and dropped the bomb.

good luck cuz, bet is on, deal.
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Yeah he feathered that first pass uh interception in very nicely. Ravens 7 Philly 0... Don't get your shot glasses ready just yet!
 
Ravens 27, Eagles 17, 11 minutes to play...

Oh and by the way, Bengals are beating the Steelers, so this could be a twofer day!!!:D
 
Final score: Ravens 27, Eagles 26

I have to say, your boy Wentz is all that he is advertised. He's going to be a good one.

Sorry burro, but the only sippin you'll be doing today is from your own stock...:banana::nuts:

I'll PM you my mailing address.:D
 
i didn't get to watch it but the score says it all, pretty sure any reasonable person would agree philly outplayed baltimore, but that is the way the cookie crumbles. i got your address and will make it good. jackass.

nice win. want to go double or nothing?

ravensfan said:
Final score: Ravens 27, Eagles 26

I have to say, your boy Wentz is all that he is advertised. He's going to be a good one.

Sorry burro, but the only sippin you'll be doing today is from your own stock...:banana::nuts:

I'll PM you my mailing address.:D
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send me one anyways.

i'll ship enough extra silver to cover the original 1 oz bet and the cost of the rye whiskey. you still win and clear net same.
 
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