burrocrat's Account Talk

[DreamboatAnnie]

i don't like bananas so i've never felt a need for hammock. on a related note, my grandma always said 'if you eat a banana a day, you'll live forever'. she died almost 10 years ago now.

Very good advice!! .

 

[nnuut]

Bananas are high in potassium which lowers blood pressure!

 

[konakathy]

Bananas are high in potassium which lowers blood pressure!

well, that ain't gonna be any fun.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

well, that ain't gonna be any fun.

Uuuhhh....dont know how to say this but I wasn't really thinkin about the banana!!

 

[konakathy]

Uuuhhh....dont know how to say this but I wasn't really thinkin about the banana!!

Yeah, uh-huh.... my bad. .
http://youtu.be/wCkerYMffMo

 

[nnuut]

Nitrates lower blood pressure and help with the fun.

 

[ravensfan]

Ok Burro, You got my attention. What kind of fancy underpants are these?? Please doooo share! Whats the brand??? Now please don't tell me you don't know....

Uuuhhh....dont know how to say this but I wasn't really thinkin about the banana!!

Ok...thanks Burro...You've corrupted my sweet innocent DreamboatAnnie...Now I'll have to take my banana and go home or find a nice quiet Tiki Bar???

 

[konakathy]

find a nice quiet Tiki Bar???

braddah. there's no such thing as a quiet tiki bar..... at least not the ones i've been too. nice, yes.

 

[konakathy]

Nitrates lower blood pressure and help with the fun.

doesn't hot dogs contain nitrates. they're not healthy for you.

 

[ravensfan]

Ok Burro, You got my attention. What kind of fancy underpants are these?? Please doooo share! Whats the brand??? Now please don't tell me you don't know....

braddah. there's no such thing as a quiet tiki bar..... at least not the ones i've been too. nice, yes.

I see your point my Island sistah. I have also noticed they tend to get noisier as the evening progresses...So is there such thing as a discrete Tiki Bar or maybe I just need to find one off the beaten path?

 

[konakathy]

I see your point my Island sistah. I have also noticed they tend to get noisier as the evening progresses...So is there such thing as a discrete Tiki Bar or maybe I just need to find one off the beaten path?

Maybe Nnut will rent his out for a private party?!

 

[ravensfan]

Ok Burro, You got my attention. What kind of fancy underpants are these?? Please doooo share! Whats the brand??? Now please don't tell me you don't know....

Maybe Nnut will rent his out for a private party?!

Hmmm good suggestion. There is alot to be said for his abilities at the smoker grill!!!

 

[nnuut]

Maybe Nnut will rent his out for a private party?!

Surely, and it's cheap just bring your own Booze and a couple of Boston Butts!

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[burrocrat]

i don't eat very many fruits, but i do enjoy a good peach now and again.

 

[ravensfan]

Surely, and it's cheap just bring your own Booze and a couple of Boston Butts!

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Sounds like a plan...Ok Annie, untie Burro, give him back his underwear and meet me at nnuut's Tiki Bar for Mai Tai's.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Sounds like a plan...Ok Annie, untie Burro, give him back his underwear and meet me at nnuut's Tiki Bar for Mai Tai's.

My Raven, no need to untie him...i think the sistahs took care of that a few years ago! . Yes, a Mai Tai sounds great! Then a little fun in the sun!!

 

[ravensfan]

My Raven, no need to untie him...i think the sistahs took care of that a few years ago! . Yes, a Mai Tai sounds great! Then a little fun in the sun!!

That sounds wonderful my sweet Annie. I'll grab the sun block, towels and flip flops...Sorry Burro, only the sistahs can untie you. You must have really made them mad. Sistahs, care to elaborate?

 

[burrocrat]

that's bs, they ain't gonna untie me. and i believe the correct term is unduct tape me.

y'alls a bunch of freaks.

i like it like that.

 

[konakathy]

Actually, I wanted to throw him in the river after we duct taped him and watch him bob up and down like a rubber ducky. The other sistahs wouldn't let me. Spoilsports ! :laugh: :toung:

 

[burrocrat]

i'd like to dedicate this song to my new adidas undershorts. thank you for everything you do and how you make me feel, you're the best pair that has ever taken care of my pair.