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well i've had a lot of time to think and i think today i had a few of them there what you call epiphanies.

1) omg, i never knew the right underwear could do this! i'm not exactly the sentimental type and i used to scoff at the fools who would waste $20 per pair on fancy undershorts, just give me some burlap or whatever's on sale at walmart and i'll make do, but these things are awesome! now i feel like a million bucks when before i thought it was only worth about 500k. i can't believe i've wasted half of my life without treating my package to this delight. i'm gonna buy more as soon as payday rolls around. i don't think i'll buy cheapo shorts ever again in my life.

2) now i understand what victoria's secret is all about, and it ain't about us fellas. i used to think a lady would pick out something sexy to please her man, but now i know better. i think they do it as a treat for themselves. there's nothing like the right equipment and infrastructure and style to make one feel like royalty. do not, repeat, do not ever buy a woman what you think is a sexy lingerie outfit, you'll never get it right and just add stress or pressure. instead, buy her a gift card and take her to the mall. tell her to take all the time she wants and you will be in the men's section of the department store getting fitted for a dress shirt and maybe pick up some new shoes and a belt. wait for her in the food court if you have to. whatever she picks out be honest and compliment her on it, c'mon she's comfortable in it and what's not to like about a gal in her underwear? what's good for the goose is good for the gander. trust me, i think i am on to something here.

i haven't quite figured out the technique for approaching a lady and giving her a bare esentials gift card yet, but i'm working on it.
 
3) i think i figured out what the acronym adidas stands for.

all day i dream about sex.

i'm tellin' you, there's something magical about the right pair of shorts.
 
burrocrat said:
3) i think i figured out what the acronym adidas stands for.

all day i dream about sex.

i'm tellin' you, there's something magical about the right pair of shorts.
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If the markets continue their freefall today, looks like you will need to change those shorts!:sick:
 
ravensfan said:
If the markets continue their freefall today, looks like you will need to change those shorts!:sick:
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i'm 100% G so this is the action i've been waiting for. if we get a strong downdraft early and still falling into the ift trading deadline i may pull trigger and get in tomorrow. if there is any bull resistance to the inevitable
market decline then i may just wait to see what unexplainable trumped up market crisis fabricated news/numbers moves the markets next monday.

and i ain't changing my shorts ever anymore except to put on a clean pair each morning. i really like having to go pee now, pull it out, tuck it in, pull it out, tuck it in. mmm, thank you adidas.
 
i just checked the autotracker, wow. must've been a sale at the salon, that's a nice haircut a lot of folks got today.
 
you know how when something is just perfect and you can't deny it any longer and you hear that angel's sound and the halo sparkles and you just know, like 'waaaaah'?

 
burrocrat said:
you know how when something is just perfect and you can't deny it any longer and you hear that angel's sound and the halo sparkles and you just know, like 'waaaaah'?

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well, that's not what i hear when i pull on and tuck in to my new underwear.

when i put on my new shorts i hear zztop. uh huh.

 
i really should stop talking about underwear, but i can't. i got these new kind today called 'saxx'. pun intended i'm sure. mmm, mmmm. they're like heaven except with clothes. if fruit of the loom's are a ford escort, and adidas are a cadillac, then saxx are like... ah hell i don't have anything to compare them to because i've never ridden in something this nice.

they are like a mixture of silk and spandex and warm lovin'. or something like that. words can't describe, you just have to try it to believe it. they have these i don't know what to call them, flaps maybe. two strips of fabric inside from the crotch to the waistband that make a pouch. it is supposed to keep you contained and it works most times except in the most extreme hot chick walking by schwing moments. then it can escape and wander out and off to the side. but at that point who cares?


mmm, mmmm. i love my saxx.
 
ark update: underwear theme because i've had some life events that convinced me to ditch the fruit of the looms, try adidas, fall in love with my saxx.

alevin/mouse, 5, 0.55%, g, ftl.
amoeba/hare, 4, 0.25%, con mix, ftl
birchtree/elephant, 5, 1.65%, mix, saxx.
bmnevue/penguin, 10, 9.65%, agg mix, saxx.
boghie/lion, 6, 4.01%, mix, adidas.
burrocrat/donkey, 1, 6.14%, g, ftl.
fwm/racoon, 10, (-9.49%), s, saxx.
jonfresno/kangarooo, 10, 0.96%, s, saxx.
jpcavin/cougar, 5, 4.88%, agg mix, adidas.
jth/wolf, 10, 4.59%, s, saxx.
mrbowl/owl, 5, 2.10%, g, ftl.
pessoptimist/squirrel, 7, 5.80%, mix, adidas.
whipsaw/hawk, 5, 2.80%, g, ftl.

el vira = 83-65 = 18/65 = 28%.

well, well, well. ozymandias, oh how the mighty have fallen. such bold fortitude in the face of loss. most are staying in and holding tight, a few brave souls have even increased exposure. volatility is back, a delicious sitiation for traders. the bullish numbers hide the fear i think almost all feel right now except for those with a longer horizon that have no fear.

i think it is obvious we are on a cusp, and the general fear seems to be it is about to roll over and go down. we have not gotten the sustained 3 day negative pressure i was looking for, there is always that pesky up unexplainable anomally day to break the pattern. but we have got a sustained downward trend, and i think its heavier than most care to admit.

the numbers belie the the bearishness out there. a perfect contrarian setup. we probably won't see 3 negative in a row from here, but 2 consecutive with a minor down or flat on the 2nd is the signal. or 2 out of three down with a minor up on #2 and flat or down.

if we get a strong -1% drop monday and flat tuesday or wednesday, i'm pretty sure my all my chips are going in the pot. this is near the bottom i think and it will be a narrow entry window. the exit window is wider and less urgent. i just need one or two significant animals to give into the fear and cut and run. hiyah, git on up, let's run! wheeee! hah!
 
burrocrat said:
i really should stop talking about underwear, but i can't. i got these new kind today called 'saxx'. pun intended i'm sure. mmm, mmmm. they're like heaven except with clothes. if fruit of the loom's are a ford escort, and adidas are a cadillac, then saxx are like... ah hell i don't have anything to compare them to because i've never ridden in something this nice.

they are like a mixture of silk and spandex and warm lovin'. or something like that. words can't describe, you just have to try it to believe it. they have these i don't know what to call them, flaps maybe. two strips of fabric inside from the crotch to the waistband that make a pouch. it is supposed to keep you contained and it works most times except in the most extreme hot chick walking by schwing moments. then it can escape and wander out and off to the side. but at that point who cares?


mmm, mmmm. i love my saxx.
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So where exactly did you purchase these marvels of modern science?
 
ravensfan said:
So where exactly did you purchase these marvels of modern science?
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you can get them at a store called 'buckle' in the mall. it was recently my birthday and i'm going through a midlife crisis but i can't afford a porsche so these saxx are the next best thing.
 
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