burrocrat's Account Talk

[ravensfan]

That's not a joke...it's a limerick.

Here's one of my favorites

There once was a girl from New Brighton
Whose bough said "my your a tight one"
She said "upon my soul, you're in the wrong hole"
Now kindly get in the right one

 

[ravensfan]

Or here's another

Then there was young Henry Locket
Who rode down the street on a rocket
The force of the blast, blew his balls up his ass
And his pecker was found in his pocket

 

[ravensfan]

Or this one

Ahoy, Ahoy you cabin boy
You nasty little nipper
You lined your ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

 

[ravensfan]

Or here is another

There once was a Vicker from Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things
But his heart was on fire, for a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs

Shall I continue???

 

[burrocrat]

Shall I continue???

please do.

 

[jpcavin]

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

 

[burrocrat]

ha!

bunch of freakin poets!

 

[PessOptimist]

Yes, these are limericks.

There was a young man named Blair
Who was screwing a girl on the stair
In the midst of a stroke the banister broke
So he finished her off in the air

There was a young tenor named Skinner
Who took a young girl out to dinner
At quarter to nine they sat down to dine
At quarter to ten it was in her
The dinner, not Skinner
What were YOU thinking you sinner?

Can songs be included? To the tune of “Wreck of the Old 97” or “The Ship that Never returned”.

She was comin down the mountain doin 90 miles an hour when the chain on her motorcycle broke
They found her in the grass with the sprocket up her ass and her t*ts playing dixie on the spokes

Enough adolescent stuff for now. But thanks for the opportunity.

PO

 

[burrocrat]

there was an old gal named cassie
her attitude could be quiet sassy
she liked to screw
and more than a few
but in the end remained quite classy.

 

[burrocrat]

there was a young gal named suzy
they all said she's a floozy
turns out they lied
i almost cried
that first time sure was a doozy.

 

[TSP-roulette]

[FONT=&quot]I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.[/FONT]

 

[burrocrat]

well hey there again, suzy.

 

[TSP-roulette]

 

[Scout333]

i prefer the term vision quest. when it calls you run.

Or a walk-about per Crocodile Dundee!

 

[burrocrat]

i know a hippie named bloom
she likes to howl at the moon
boobies all naked
senses awaked
the baby is due in june.

 

[burrocrat]

i know a gal from oregon
gave her some but wanted more again
i said that's enough
feeling kinda rough
now go get some beer at the store again.

 

[jpcavin]

After the pitiful story we just heard, I decided to take up this challenge. I have never knitted anything in my entire life. But given my avatar and an over abundance of patience :cheesy: which Donkey can attest to, I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I got this, Donkey!

Disclaimer: I don't have any patience at poker. God knows I tried but every time someone challenges me with their chips, curiosity gets the best of me. I'll learn one of these days. :banghead:

thank you lucy, for hand-knitting me this cool pink pussy hat.

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You're welcome. That took more patience than you could ever imagine. :banghead:

 

[burrocrat]

i see a user who does not read his own posts

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that's what rosetta stone said.

 

[burrocrat]

my friend had an older sister
in her pants she kept a twister
thighs like silk
sweet as mothers milk
lord knows how much i miss her

 

[burrocrat]

i am out to 100% g fund cob today. i did not correctly log my ift in autotracker a few weeks ago so the gains won't show. back to g.