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konakathy said:
I don't know which is funnier, the article, or the recommended reading.
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neither. none of it is funny! my mother would be ashamed! it's all crude, and base, and classless, and sophomoric. it's an embarrassment to my family. but i am going to meet a phillipino cupid on of these days, i swear.

at least i'm honest?
 
burrocrat said:
neither. none of it is funny! my mother would be ashamed! it's all crude, and base, and classless, and sophomoric. it's an embarrassment to my family. but i am going to meet a phillipino cupid on of these days, i swear.

at least i'm honest?
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right on. mazal tov, dude.
 
burros-ark early update (because i changed my plans for the weekend): well, well, well, some folks is doing mighty fine for themselves. owl is smokin' the monthly tracker, and if you include elephant and hawk, then that is 3 arkers up in the 95th percentile ytd. sweet. even racoon is pulling down top 10%. 62% of arkers are doing better than half of the autotrackers, which is way better than flipping a coin heads or tails. keep up the good work my friends. i made my donkey 5% may money and the ark system is pushing june money already if the bottom don't fall out. friday's action at the close worries me though, it wasn't a very tall cliff but it sure looks steep. wheeee!

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[TR]
[TD]burros-ark[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]5.95%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]white collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]resident[/TD]
[TD]vira[/TD]
[TD]ytd%[/TD]
[TD]weight[/TD]
[TD]direction[/TD]
[TD]comment[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]mouse[/TD]
[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]3.14%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]blue collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]turtle[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]1.47%[/TD]
[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]>[/TD]
[TD]job corps[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]elephant[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]9.66%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]scholar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]penguin[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]3.58%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]blue collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]lion[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]4.66%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]white collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]donkey[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]5.14%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]<[/TD]
[TD]white collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]racoon[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]7.43%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]graduate[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]kangaroo[/TD]
[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]5.73%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]<[/TD]
[TD]white collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]cougar[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]5.28%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]>[/TD]
[TD]don't collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]wolf[/TD]
[TD]8[/TD]
[TD]12.39%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]blue collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]owl[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]9.00%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]scholar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]squirrel[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]2.85%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]blue collar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hawk[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]10.27%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]scholar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]el vira[/TD]
[TD]72[/TD]
[TD]- 65[/TD]
[TD]= 7[/TD]
[TD]/ 65[/TD]
[TD]= 11%[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]exposure[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD]790[/TD]
[TD]/ 1,300[/TD]
[TD]= 61%[/TD]
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signal: sell. the system says sell. el vira volatility jumps to 11% while net long exposure drops to 61%. flip flop. lots of funny business going on and some scarey market momuentum. pull it. bail, bail, bail. i hope it holds together tuesday so the ark system can get out with less than a 1% loss, but even if it tanks 3% i think ultimately i'll still be happy with the exit.
 
Here's the "sweet science of turning avocados into guacamole as the narrator says. That's nuts, (no pun intended nnuut). I just think in the video the guy at pain's end has no cajones left; somehow his stones went missing. Either that or the video is rigged with special effects. I do think there are women who do enjoy kicking us men in the nuts, brings a smile to their faces. I may be wrong, just saying. Notice the blonde woman in the background just smilin'. Enjoy!!

 
TSP-roulette said:
Here's the "sweet science of turning avocados into guacamole as the narrator says. That's nuts, (no pun intended nnuut). I just think in the video the guy at pain's end has no cajones left; somehow his stones went missing. Either that or the video is rigged with special effects. I do think there are women who do enjoy kicking us men in the nuts, brings a smile to their faces. I may be wrong, just saying. Notice the blonde woman in the background just smilin'. Enjoy!!

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i can totally relate to the calcification explanation where after years of repeated blows and microfractures, kirby's stones became hard as, uhh, stone.

i think that's what happened to my heart.

i like that sound effect they kept playing over and over, hiiiyaaah!
 
TSP-roulette said:
Here's the "sweet science of turning avocados into guacamole as the narrator says. That's nuts, (no pun intended nnuut). I just think in the video the guy at pain's end has no cajones left; somehow his stones went missing. Either that or the video is rigged with special effects. I do think there are women who do enjoy kicking us men in the nuts, brings a smile to their faces. I may be wrong, just saying. Notice the blonde woman in the background just smilin'. Enjoy!!

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Hum... I had to watch the video a few times at key points. The woman was not smiling while he was kicked. In fact, just after he was kicked she is grimacing but the guy to her right is smiling looking at the guy observing. Now once they are all discussing that he was not hurt, they were all smiling including her.

As for sound, you can kick your leg out and back quickly to create a popping sound with the karate pants, or by the impact, but sounds like they added some extra sound effect.

Also, looked like he did jump up slightly and bounce back a bit to dispel the hit but it does look like he got hit...but maybe he had some protection. Now, People can tighten their muscles when getting struck to help not get injured but I don't think it's...aaaahhh.... Possible to do that with the "avacodos"... But then again I don't have any so I really don't know! Maybe they ended up just a little bruised. :worried:

Now for the logic question :rolleyes:, Why would any man take on such an exercise? Is this a macho thing??? Like proving they have avacodos of steel!!! :blink:
 
DreamboatAnnie said:
Hum... I had to watch the video a few times at key points. The woman was not smiling while he was kicked. In fact, just after he was kicked she is grimacing but the guy to her right is smiling looking at the guy observing. Now once they are all discussing that he was not hurt, they were all smiling including her.

As for sound, you can kick your leg out and back quickly to create a popping sound with the karate pants, or by the impact, but sounds like they added some extra sound effect.

Also, looked like he did jump up slightly and bounce back a bit to dispel the hit but it does look like he got hit...but maybe he had some protection. Now, People can tighten their muscles when getting struck to help not get injured but I don't think it's...aaaahhh.... Possible to do that with the "avacodos"... But then again I don't have any so I really don't know! Maybe they ended up just a little bruised. :worried:

Now for the logic question :rolleyes:, Why would any man take on such an exercise? Is this a macho thing??? Like proving they have avacodos of steel!!! :blink:
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i'll pass on the guacamole, thanks.
 
burrocrat said:
neither. none of it is funny! my mother would be ashamed! it's all crude, and base, and classless, and sophomoric. it's an embarrassment to my family. but i am going to meet a phillipino cupid on of these days, i swear.

at least i'm honest?
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sorry, I shouldn't have gone here. anyway, it's spelled Filipino, for whatever it's worth.
 
DreamboatAnnie said:
Hum... I had to watch the video a few times at key points. The woman was not smiling while he was kicked. In fact, just after he was kicked she is grimacing but the guy to her right is smiling looking at the guy observing. Now once they are all discussing that he was not hurt, they were all smiling including her.

As for sound, you can kick your leg out and back quickly to create a popping sound with the karate pants, or by the impact, but sounds like they added some extra sound effect.

Also, looked like he did jump up slightly and bounce back a bit to dispel the hit but it does look like he got hit...but maybe he had some protection. Now, People can tighten their muscles when getting struck to help not get injured but I don't think it's...aaaahhh.... Possible to do that with the "avacodos"... But then again I don't have any so I really don't know! Maybe they ended up just a little bruised. :worried:

Now for the logic question :rolleyes:, Why would any man take on such an exercise? Is this a macho thing??? Like proving they have avacodos of steel!!! :blink:
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:D DBA, that is some thoughtful analysis you gave to this video. Me....I cracked up and thought "what a bunch of idiots!"
 
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