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Maricar19 said:
sorry, I shouldn't have gone here. anyway, it's spelled Filipino, for whatever it's worth.
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well maybe that's why her and her sister keep getting held up at customs then. i thought it was just because because they kept breaking out of the shipping crate.
 
konakathy said:
:D DBA, that is some thoughtful analysis you gave to this video. Me....I cracked up and thought "what a bunch of idiots!"
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One last opinion. DBA, that grimacing it's just an act, she pretends but at the same time behind that pseudo grimace she's loving it; enjoyed watching that poor idiot get nailed in the "nads". Some women do enjoy watching guys get nailed where it counts; they giggle and laugh and just love watching the idiot writhe in pain. The kisses do make up for the pain. Just look at this one and I'm out of here. Criminy! how did we get on this subject today of all. Yikes!!! Forgive me father.

 
burrocrat said:
i can tell kk has been lurking around because i am starting to get those 'phillipino cupid' and 'russian bride' banner ads again and i haven't been browsing porn. does this happen to anybody else, or is it just me?
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I get the Phillipino but no Russian ads. I have heard that the Russians are much better looking though. I know a guy that got one (Russian) when he was in his 50's and she was 28. Still married.
 
konakathy said:
FS, burro doesn't strike me as the pissterical type (no fences around his yard) but the article was very amusing. :laughing:
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Agree, not the pissterical type when he's "High five-ing" the wall.

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signal: sell. the system says sell. el vira volatility jumps to 11% while net long exposure drops to 61%. flip flop. lots of funny business going on and some scarey market momuentum. pull it. bail, bail, bail. i hope it holds together tuesday so the ark system can get out with less than a 1% loss, but even if it tanks 3% i think ultimately i'll still be happy with the exit.
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full post available here: uhhh, i can't seem to copy the direct link, but is's a couple pages back before the kick in the nads and pee stuff.

anyways.

whack! mean, mean market today. dang near called that 1% drop spot on and was afraid all weekend that would happen since the ark system is limited to only making an ift effective close of business the first trading day of any given week. i knew that would bite hard sometime and it did. i am glad personal burro account was out on friday. and i had june money mostly locked up for ark except for today. dang, i hate it when that happens. ouch.

i am still glad ark is now out and looking for a week or two solid drift down so i can make a quick bounce score with june ifts. sorry to those still stuck long if that is counter to your goals or offends you. i am worried about greece and fed interest rates and 'sell in may go away' seasonality and crazy stuff like over-inflated bubbles. i am sooo glad tonight that i am all out.

happy trading folks. now let's get back to more important topics like guacamole and tinkling. that last one is one of my favorites.
 
I can't stop the urge to contribute. Must be a medical condition.

The to do list for #6 has peeing in front of a dog at a urinal. I sometimes do not shut the door when urinating. It's just me and the SO and up until a few years ago the dog. The dog (RIP) used to follow me to the bathroom and sniff the urine stream. My SO commented one day that it was disgusting. I smiled and replied in my best announcers voice "she's not just my dog, she's my urologist".

I always put the seat down. Always.

PO
 
FogSailing said:
Since we're talking about quirky habits, thought I'd share this. Paruseis is one example of a horrible condition; especially for older guys who use Flomax just to make the piping work....but there are some other morsels of interest as well..:D:D:D

6 Personality Quirks You Didn't Know Were Medical Conditions | Cracked.com

FS
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Now everyone can run their own simple 5 minute test to see if they suffer from alexithymia? This seems to be the only thread where folks don't seem to mind running around nekked. So who dare's to bare it all by taking the 37 question test and posting the results? Be honest.

Online Alexithymia Questionnaire
 
whew! My wife would not agree

[h=1]Test Results: 81 Points[/h]
Non-alexithymia: You show few to no alexithymic traits.
 
82, non-alexithymic.

across the board no traits except for i scored off the charts in the other direction strongly alexithymic in the "problematic interpersonal relationships" category. i think that is psychobabble for 'good in bed'.
 
86 points. Right on the line between green and yellow. Showed some traits in about half the areas, none in others. If I were in high school, I think that's a solid C. Something to be proud of.

FS
 
burros-ark update: congratulations mrbowl! killed the monthly tracker for an ounce of tsptalk silver! sweet. way to represent. and we got 3 arkers in the top 100: hawk #24, owl #46, and elephant #53. nice. and it's now summer and after memorial day so it is ok to wear white pants. i don't own any white pants though, because they would just turn into a faded shade of grey anyways after i wash them with my black pants and blue shirts. to each their own. both donkey and the ark system are hovering near 5% with money out and 2 new june trades coming, so all is well and on track. after i get done mowing the yard and whipping the weeds with the string machine, i think i will have a fire and enjoy an ice cold marga rita. or two.

[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]burros-ark[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]4.91%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]<[/TD]
[TD]cold[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]resident[/TD]
[TD]vira[/TD]
[TD]ytd%[/TD]
[TD]weight[/TD]
[TD]direction[/TD]
[TD]comment[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]mouse[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]3.19%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]cold[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]turtle[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]1.44%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]<[/TD]
[TD]ice[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]elephant[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]7.92%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]rita[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]penguin[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]2.90%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]cold[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]lion[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]4.19%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]cold[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]donkey[/TD]
[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]5.19%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]marga[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]racoon[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]6.22%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]marga[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]kangaroo[/TD]
[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]5.78%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]marga[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]cougar[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]4.22%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]cold[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]wolf[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]1.69%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]ice[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]owl[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]8.26%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]rita[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]squirrel[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]2.33%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]ice[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hawk[/TD]
[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]9.23%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]rita[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]el vira[/TD]
[TD]70[/TD]
[TD]- 65[/TD]
[TD]= 5[/TD]
[TD]/ 65[/TD]
[TD]= 8%[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]exposure[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD]780[/TD]
[TD]/ 1,300[/TD]
[TD]= 60%[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

signal: sell. the system confirms sell. el vira is at 8% and exposure at 60%, complacency, danger. too many crazy things going on in the world and nobody seems to care. that is why they make ice cold marga ritas though. get out, sit back, and enjoy. also, it is ok if you call me tex, i like it like that.
 
burros-ark update: the market gave back some gains and lost a little steam last week, but everybody seems content to stay in and ride it out. personally, i am scared and just waiting for a big quick drop to shake the tree and cause panic selling, there is no shortage of potential world events that could be the trigger. but so far, nothing is moving. we will see which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]burros-ark[/TD]
[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]4.94%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]chicken[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]resident[/TD]
[TD]vira[/TD]
[TD]ytd%[/TD]
[TD]weight[/TD]
[TD]direction[/TD]
[TD]comment[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]mouse[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]3.22%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]chicken[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]turtle[/TD]
[TD]8[/TD]
[TD]0.62%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]>[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]elephant[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]6.36%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]penguin[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]2.54%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]yolk[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]lion[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]3.71%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]yolk[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]donkey[/TD]
[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]5.22%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]chicken[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]racoon[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]5.56%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]kangaroo[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]5.81%[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]chicken[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]cougar[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]3.83%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]wolf[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]2.25%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]owl[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]8.86%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]squirrel[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]1.92%[/TD]
[TD]60[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]yolk[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hawk[/TD]
[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]8.84%[/TD]
[TD]100[/TD]
[TD]*[/TD]
[TD]egg[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]el vira[/TD]
[TD]72[/TD]
[TD]- 65[/TD]
[TD]= 7[/TD]
[TD]/ 65[/TD]
[TD]= 11%[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]exposure[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD]880[/TD]
[TD]/ 1,300[/TD]
[TD]= 68%[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

signal: buy. the system flips to a buy. el vira is at 11% and exposure at 68%. no panic on the ark, just a solid commitment to stay the course in choppy seas. there are a lot of smart people here, and if they don't mind staying in, then in it is. good fortune to all.
 
Hey Burro!!

Not sure why, but a depiction of you in your young days came to mind when I read this based on reading your forum the past several years. Hopefully taken as a compliment.



A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispersto his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while Iprove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and twoquarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do youwant, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same youngboy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did youtake the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!
 
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