Ask Lucy: Practical Advice for the Modern Man

[jpcavin]

I sure do miss Buster. :kiss: Here's hoping he comes back soon. Wish me luck. :cheesy:

Silent treatment: Why it can ruin a relationship - Chicago Tribune

 

[Buster]

Tank u J..that was a very nice call out...We're good, I've missed you too..

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Now thats awesome! :smile:

 

[burrocrat]

hey lucy...

when fishing, what is more important? the pole, the line, or the bait?

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

hey lucy...

when fishing, what is more important? the pole, the line, or the bait?

Thats an easy one...its the line of communication!

 

[jpcavin]

Here's another morsel of wisdom. Is your perception of others ruining your interpersonal relationships?

Work on your individual issues and you will gradually come to see others in a more positive light. Work on seeing others in a more positive light and you will gradually overcome many of your individual issues.

Four Ways Your Perception of Others Can Ruin Your Life | NLP Discoveries

 

[jpcavin]

Some women can pull off the red dress look.


Some can't.


If your wo-man is the latter, learn to discreetly steer her to a more suitable section of the store when you are out and about shopping together. Tact is key or you'll be sleeping on the couch until the zombie apocalypse.

 

[burrocrat]

i'm a little more country than that.

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[jpcavin]

i'm a little more country than that.

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Ah, frumpy with a touch of crass. Is there a question somewhere? This is an advice thread not a dating service. May I suggest Craigslist? Or perhaps a hometown paper like the Albany Democrat-Herald? You never know what old friends might come out of the woodwork.

 

[burrocrat]

Ah, frumpy with a touch of crass. Is there a question somewhere? This is an advice thread not a dating service. May I suggest Craigslist? Or perhaps a hometown paper like the Albany Democrat-Herald? You never know what old friends might come out of the woodwork.

don't get your burlap panties in a bunch now, if you don't like the dress or find it uncomfortable, just take it off.

 

[jpcavin]

don't get your burlap panties in a bunch now, if you don't like the dress or find it uncomfortable, just take it off.

Ease up on the patchouli, dear.

 

[RealMoneyIssues]

Must remember to NOT check this thread at work...

 

[jpcavin]

Must remember to NOT check this thread at work...

I thought you would have learned by now? :laugh:

 

[JTH]

Must remember to NOT check this thread at work...

Yes, this isn't a place to stash Buro's porn, maybe he should buy another hard drive since his PC is full.

In regards to the very nice article about "The silent treatment" I think the best way to punish your significant other is to take them to bed. Afterwards you can ask me for anything and I will be too tired to care...

 

[burrocrat]

hey lucy...

if a boy likes a girl, when is the best time for him to tell her that his pet nickname for her is 'little miss sugar pants'?

 

[jpcavin]

hey lucy...

if a boy likes a girl, when is the best time for him to tell her that his pet nickname for her is 'little miss sugar pants'?

Why is time relevant? Does he need to ask his parents for permission?

Brings me to another morsel of wisdom.....Intention

Be what you are not what you want. Let your energy manifest itself through the process of giving, of allowing, of offering and of serving. Neither asking "what's in it for me" nor expecting anything back.

“Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth ‘you owe me.’”

The Power of Intention

 

[jpcavin]

hey lucy...

if a boy likes a girl, when is the best time for him to tell her that his pet nickname for her is 'little miss sugar pants'?

I've been thinking. If he REALLY likes her, wouldn't he want to call her something more endearing and near his heart?
How about one of these: Chippy-lita, Chippy Maria, Chiquita, Burr-lita

Anyway, you get the idea. Let me know if you need more ideas.

 

[burrocrat]

I've been thinking. If he REALLY likes her, wouldn't he want to call her something more endearing and near his heart?
How about one of these: Chippy-lita, Chippy Maria, Chiquita, Burr-lita

Anyway, you get the idea. Let me know if you need more ideas.

thanks, but naah. i think i'll stick with lil miss sugar pants, why fix somethin not broken? as george jefferson used to say "ain't nuthin wrong with that".

 

[JTH]

I wonder if this means I should be called BFBG (Big Fat Bald Guy) or BAB (Broke Azz Bastard) or perhaps just shorten my name to Wallet...

 

[jpcavin]

I wonder if this means I should be called BFBG (Big Fat Bald Guy) or BAB (Broke Azz Bastard) or perhaps just shorten my name to Wallet...

Jason the beggar, the beggar-nator, beggar-ino, beggar-ita, beg-beg-beg-beg-beggar-ann, beg-her. But I prefer to call you TBC(The Big Cheese)