Ask Lucy: Practical Advice for the Modern Man

[jpcavin]

JP, you miss the point. So I'll explain it to you. If the lady unlocks the door for the gentleman, then she's probably a keeper. If not, she's thinks only of herself and is not worthy of a second date. Driving a jalopy has nothing to do with it!

Lol. I didn't miss the point at all. I was just ribbing you. I totally agree with you. If she only thinks of herself and is not considerate of you, dump her!

 

[burrocrat]

Women don't want a submissive man...

I can take out the trash, mow the lawn, and wash my own car. I don't need a man for that. But I can appreciate a man that does those things simply because he loves me and understands the importance of contributing to the family and not because I'm a woman who needs to be forgiven for her illogical thought patterns.

therein lies the danger. non-subservient and just take her? not a gentleman. too subservient? not man enough. women are fickle beasts, they like both at different times, it is hard to find middle ground.

now if they could just ditch the illogical thought patterns...

and wash the car in a tank top.

 

[burrocrat]

hey lucy, why does lucy always pull the ball away from charlie brown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055wFyO6gag&app=desktop

and why does he keep trying to kick it?

 

[jpcavin]

hey lucy, why does lucy always pull the ball away from charlie brown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055wFyO6gag&app=desktop

and why does he keep trying to kick it?

“Think how the years go by, Charlie Brown ... think of the regrets you’ll have if you never risk anything ...”

The history of Lucy’s pulling the football away from Charlie Brown in Peanuts.

 

[burrocrat]

“Think how the years go by, Charlie Brown ... think of the regrets you’ll have if you never risk anything ...”

The history of Lucy’s pulling the football away from Charlie Brown in Peanuts.

dang, that article is well-written and pretty deep.

so is it about forgiveness? or "hell hath no fury like..."?

thanks lucy.

 

[jpcavin]

dang, that article is well-written and pretty deep.

so is it about forgiveness? or "hell hath no fury like..."?

thanks lucy.

The lesson changes throughout the years...I think both sides learn something as the years pass...

 

[burrocrat]

there is a new episode of 'naked and afraid' on discovery channel tonight, it starts in 15 minutes. it is a nodak girl, nodak girls are tough.

hey lucy, what do you think about naked people trying to survive in a mexican forest?

 

[jpcavin]

there is a new episode of 'naked and afraid' on discovery channel tonight, it starts in 15 minutes. it is a nodak girl, nodak girls are tough.

hey lucy, what do you think about naked people trying to survive in a mexican forest?

I don't know but if I was you, I would not pee on any tree.

 

[Lakebound]

I don't know but if I was you, I would not pee on any tree.

Or try to wipe with any of those Mexican "trees" either.

 

[PessOptimist]

This discussion of people getting naked on TV (what is the prize?) and peeing leads me to a question.

Since the average female uses about 1/16 of a roll of toilet paper to dab off the "teetee" after each urination, what do they do in the environment presented on the show? Bargain with the camera crew?

PO

 

[burrocrat]

This discussion of people getting naked on TV (what is the prize?) and peeing leads me to a question.

Since the average female uses about 1/16 of a roll of toilet paper to dab off the "teetee" after each urination, what do they do in the environment presented on the show? Bargain with the camera crew?

PO

dude, what are you doing wasting your time on average females? you are worth so much more than that.

the answer to your question though, is if a gal is peeing outside she can do whatever she wants, just stay out of her way. and if she ask you for something, be quick about it.

 

[jpcavin]

When Are You Sacrificing Too Much in Your Relationship? | Greater Good

 

[jpcavin]

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

 

[jkenjohnson]

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si)
Bonita (si)
Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Read more: Shakira - Hips Don't Lie Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[jpcavin]

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si)
Bonita (si)
Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Read more: Shakira - Hips Don't Lie Lyrics | MetroLyrics

You and Donkey may have to share.

 

[PessOptimist]

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

My Grandchildren.

PO

 

[burrocrat]

jpcavin.

 

[jpcavin]

jpcavin.

Be careful what you wish for, you may just end up on the menu. :flirt:

 

[jpcavin]

Is lying always wrong and is total honesty always right? Which school of thought do you most closely associate with?

Lying and Ethics

 

[burrocrat]

lying is always wrong. honesty is always right, although it may not be always best. the question really is: who shall judge? humans are fallible, i do not trust their judgement when is it a good time to lie. and that is based on personal experience.

in every instance, it would've been fairer and resulted in less overall harm to just say right up front 'yes honey, you look fat in that red dress'. because if you lie about that and let her walk out of the house looking like an overripe tomatoe, believe me son, i swear to god, you are going to pay.