Ask Lucy: Practical Advice for the Modern Man

Ok Jason, no need to give you a nickname that may last you the rest of your life. There is a simple solution to fixing your broke azz. The best way to fatten your wallet is to borrow money from a pessimist, he won't expect it back. That's it. Short and simple. Nothing but the best for you. :D
 
I don't get it..Maybe if you just refer to one another with respect and not try to be cute with slang, slander or sexual innuendos, that harmony will once again prevail...Just saying

That is all....Thanks for letting me visit for a while, cya's
 
All I know is that this is Lucy's thread and she owns the football..:D:D:D...something Charlie Burrrrro_wn seems to forget once in a while..:D:D:D

FS
 
Lucy just wanted to get Charlie Brown's attention. Charlie Brown just wanted to kick the football and be famous. Who knows how things may have turned out had Lucy just let him kick the football? Who knows how things may have turned out had Charlie Brown paid attention to Lucy and not worry about being famous? In the end, neither got what they wanted.

Here's to you, Charlie Brown. Enjoy your fame. Lucy out!


The End. Go home folks. Nothing left to see here.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-Pen

He sometimes refers to the cloud that surrounds him with pride as the dust of ancient civilizations.[SUP][3][/SUP] He cannot seem to rid himself of the dust for more than the briefest of periods — indeed, in spite of his best efforts, it appears that he cannot stay clean. He is referred to in an early strip as the only person who can get dirty while walking in a snowstorm.[SUP][4][/SUP] Nevertheless, on rare occasions he has very briefly appeared clean, and hence unrecognizable. Once this was in order to impress Violet, of whom he was a bit fond. On another occasion (September 6, 1954), he managed to keep one side of his body clean and presented this clean side to Patty, causing her to believe that he was completely clean.

One notable exception is an earlier strip where he gets caught in a brief but heavy rainfall, and while trying to seek shelter, the storm ends, revealing him to be clean. He responds with disdain, stating that "in one minute the rain has washed away what took me all day to accomplish".

some players make better pig-pens than they ever could charlie browns.

you is what you is. and it pays to know that.
 
hey lucy, what is your take on this? would you say this is an accurate description of what women want in a man?

'Toxic masculinity'? Dude, now America's universities are turning men into women | Fox News

The poll results were not all that surprising. Ladies want a man who loves God and loves his family. They also want a man who, in no particular order:
1. Has a job;
2. Drives a pickup truck;
3. Uses the bathroom standing up;
4. Eats meat;
5. And is willing to carry them out of a burning building.
 
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