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the lady was in distress, needed a burger cooked to spec, whether you 'got some' or not you scored with the counter girl, you delivered the goods. that's what a gentleman does. sometimes it goes unappreciated or miss understood. that does not make the effort less valiant.

i will ride that small world boat with you anytime, but i think you got a much better sweetie in the end.
 
the lady was in distress, needed a burger cooked to spec, whether you 'got some' or not you scored with the counter girl, you delivered the goods. that's what a gentleman does. sometimes it goes unappreciated or miss understood. that does not make the effort less valiant.

i will ride that small world boat with you anytime, but i think you got a much better sweetie in the end.


Remember I'm an Engineer...if he wanted a well-done burger, then, by God, I'll GIVE him a well-done burger !!! :D Simple as that...


Stoplight...
 
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The more I play with you guys the more I dream about Sharks and Cudas, Sharks and Cudas, Sharks and Cudas.....

Said the KILLER WHALE....

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FS

FS
 
here is the thing about poker and me, it is the same as jenny and forrest, peas and carrots.

game tonight, you bring the tartar. i got the sauce.

 
Will miss the game tonight friends. Happy Easter with all the other retirees...social engagement and ShieldMaiden says I have to go...

See everyone next week.

FS
 
Alas, missed first two this tourney due to family crisis. Thought would make it tonight, make up for lost time. Sad to say, isp is down this weekend. First post ever from phone. Will play next week, kick y'all's butts. ;-)
 
Great game tonight all! I think it was the first time we got to big blinds of 500. Or at least its been a while... especially with 6 people. Stu and I were both fighting for chips with 4 people left, stealing what blinds we could. The show down was very back and forth. I had a pretty big chip lead but stu had trip A's and toyed with me a bit. The hand that decided it tho... We both flopped top pai J's. I raised big blind, stu reraises all in (has be covered by less than a blind blind). I've got J7 suited.... He flips over J8 suited. I know Im dominated, with the two other flopped cards being junk (2 6 i think).

After the turn, I think my odds were down to 6.8%... and what do you know... a 7 rises from the ashes!!

stupahdahso
DisBdaGator
Attitude

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[TD="align: center"]04/16/17[/TD]

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[TD="align: center"]$3,000[/TD]

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[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]K0nKuzh0n[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]2.90[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$1,500[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]3.5[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]2[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]

[TD="align: center"]2[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]1.46[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$900[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2.5[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]K0nKuzh0n[/TD]

[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]3[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]BerryCuda[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]0.83[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$600[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]stupahdahso[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]4[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]0.45[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$0[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]K0nKuzh0n[/TD]

[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]5[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]evilanne[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]0.19[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]DisBdaGator[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]6[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]0.00[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$0[/TD]

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[TD="align: center"]DisBdaGator[/TD]
 
well played kuz. blinds were tall and we both had to move. not much room for error or weakness. that's what river's are for, i catch my fair share. good game.
 
ok folks, i have to tell you something. me and the cards got this thing, but don't worry, it's just a little crush, not like i faint every time we touch.

 
You may need to get a consultant or a "special person to help you there Burro...I asked the Red Queen and here's what she had to say...LOL..


FS
 
silly, you never play hearts? it is the queen of spades what rules the roost, and you better have it all sewn up if you try to steal her. it is easiest if you get dealt Q spades and hold it, everybody always passes the A and K of spades so as not to get stuck. if you hold all the ammo then you run it straight down the throat. the red queen can take a flying leap, just another one trick pony. hold my beer.
 
Silly me..and here I always thought you understood about being a Desperado...

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet..

Looking forward to the game tonight...

FS
 
Yep that has "me" written all over it!!! :laugh:..but with just a few sharp teeth... The Queen of hearts is always your best bet.. try to remember that Burro! :D.
FS has the shield maiden and I bet she has hearts all over it.... so he is a very happy!

Now Burro... Annie gonna bring her guns tonight!! Be Ready!!! :laugh:

P.S. I like singing that song at karaoke too!!
 
GG all. About changing days... what day was bad for Tom?? :D:D

K0nKuzh0n
DisBdaGator
winterthyme
evilanne

[TD="align: right"]Date:[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]04/24/17[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]Prize:[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]$4,000[/TD]

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[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]Attitude[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]3.66[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$2,000[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]4.7[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]4[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]

[TD="align: center"]2[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]2.00[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$1,200[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]3.3[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Attitude[/TD]

[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]3[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]stupahdahso[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]1.27[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$800[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]Attitude[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]4[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]0.83[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$0[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Attitude[/TD]

[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]5[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]BerryCuda[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]0.53[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]DisBdaGator[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]6[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]0.31[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$0[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]DisBdaGator[/TD]

[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]7[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8"]fogsailing[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]0.14[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: right"]$0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #d8d8d8"][/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #D8D8D8, align: center"]Attitude[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]8[/TD]

[TD="align: right"]0.00[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]$0[/TD]

[TD="align: center"]0[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]winterthyme[/TD]
 
excellent game. the competition is getting huge tough. tom plays probably the most technically correct of any human i am aware of online. there are some in person who kicked my ass that are better, but not by much.
 
so the way i figure it, come bout 7 hours from now i kicks y'alls ass. maybe 6-1/2 if i'm not patient. dat's right, git some.
 
You gave it a good run but whose ass got kicked?:banana:

well i always did have trouble with the lucky gals. had you dead to rights without that king. but it is what it is. enjoy it. next week i will put you in the dirt, and not gently.

good game evilanne, well done.
 
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