Tiger Woods car crash

[Birchtree]

Tiger is taking some indefinite time off from golf - he needs more time to service his growing harem.

 

[Birchtree]

Someone on TV tonight mentioned that Tiger was raised by a single parent and that the dangers of being raised like that surface in unexpected ways later. Time will tell if he can redeem himself.

 

[PessOptimist]

CNN lead story-breaking news, Tiger Woods.

Who really gives a ?

 

[nnuut]

No Bad language please!:suspicious:

 

[PessOptimist]

I inserted astericks. What word can I insert to have the same impact?

Where do you get all your neat gif files?

 

[grandma]

I inserted astericks. What word can I insert to have the same impact?

Where do you get all your neat gif files?

Swipe them - when you see something you might want to use later, even if comes in the regular e-mail, `copy & save.'
...course, some pics don't copy, some folks (like nnuut) probably subscribe to icon services (they have the best ones to steal) !!!:nuts:
Although I did have a bunch given to me when another member left the board.

I will usually add the name or initials of the person I took it from - oops, I mean got it from- when the slot comes up with its name, so I can claim I at least gave recognition !!!!
Just be careful where & when you use someone-else's. If your hair is White enough tho, you may be able to get by with some of those `oopses.'

As for `language' it seems like the astericks carry the message quite well!

 

[nnuut]

I inserted astericks. What word can I insert to have the same impact?

Where do you get all your neat gif files?

The asterisks don't work, it's obvious what is written. Light cursing is OK, like Damn, CACA etc. But due to this site being an open forum we need to realize that some folks don't want to read that kind of talk so I'm trying to discourage the use of that word and others that are inappropriate. No big deal, others have been using it, just try and help me out.
Found the Gifs and Jpgs online, there are sites that have hundreds FREE, just search for Free animated gifs, jpg and you'll find plenty. Oh, you can copy any posted on this site by right clicking and save to your computer.
Thanks
NOrman

 

[PessOptimist]

Darn Frozen rules

Still think the lead story on CNN is a misuse of the media they have at their disposal. Who gives a flying darn? It is a frozen shame.

 

[grandma]

Darn Frozen rules
.... Who gives a flying darn? It is a frozen shame.

 

[Buster]

Well let's see..

I have sometimes on occasion been rather colorful in my adjectives...I would like to offer a list of some words that I like to use and you can cull them if they are not to your specifications...

CRAP
DAMN
HELL
FICK
FRICKEN
PORK
FECES
SH!T
BUTT
BOOB
PETER
CAMEL TOE
TAINT
DOUCHE' BAG
STONES
GRAVEL SACK
BALLS

To name a few..

 

[burrocrat]

Well let's see..

I have sometimes on occasion been rather colorful in my adjectives...I would like to offer a list of some words that I like to use and you can cull them if they are not to your specifications...

CRAP
DAMN
HELL
FICK
FRICKEN
PORK
FECES
SH!T
BUTT
BOOB
PETER
CAMEL TOE
TAINT
DOUCHE' BAG
STONES
GRAVEL SACK
BALLS

To name a few..

yeah, but can you use them all in a sentence?

 

[PessOptimist]

frozen flippen right! Buster is up to the task.

 

[Buster]

yeah, but can you use them all in a sentence?

Let me give it a try.....

Well hell, I don't give a damn crap about this progressive fricken pork agenda, in the long run they're mostly a bunch of douche bags stepping on our camel toes, I mean what the fick that think we are, boobs and butts with no stones of which I might add are held nicely together with the ole gravel sack, it's just a few peterheads trying to feed us
sh!t under the guise that feces has a clean end, so I've got the balls to say it taint true.

 

[Viva_La_Migra]

To me, the best alternative word is FRACK from Battlestar Galactica! It's a great FRACKING word! No one gives a FRACK that you say it, because it doesn't mean anyFRACKINGthing! You won't get FRACKED calling someone a FRACKING FRACKER who FRACKS anything that moves! FRACKING AWESOME!:nuts:

 

[burrocrat]

Let me give it a try.....

Well hell, I don't give a damn crap about this progressive fricken pork agenda, in the long run they're mostly a bunch of douche bags stepping on our camel toes, I mean what the fick that think we are, boobs and butts with no stones of which I might add are held nicely together with the ole gravel sack, it's just a few peterheads trying to feed us
sh!t under the guise that feces has a clean end, so I've got the balls to say it taint true.

nice, laughed so hard i cried.

 

[James48843]

You did it Buster. You exceeded my vocabulary with that list.


I had to go look up on google was a "camel toe" was. I was not familiar with that term.


Thankfully, I now have learned something new today at TSPTALK.

 

[Birchtree]

Our friends at CNN stayed away from the Woods story for two weeks - they are just trying to play catch up. It was no loss, they only provide half truths anyway. I wonder if any of those girls, especially Loredana Jolie were into .... If you've never been in a threesome, you don't know what you're missing. But to bring (sneak) a woman into his house while his wife is still home pregnant - now that's some cheap sh*t.

 

[Buster]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year... The students have



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turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the





children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early





dismissal.











Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can





leave early today."









Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.. I'm smart



and will answer the question."







Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"






Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."





Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."





Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.





Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"





Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."





Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."





Johnny is even madder than before.





Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"





Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."





Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave..."





Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the


questions.





When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would


keep their mouths shut!"





The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"





Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[Birchtree]

I was so looking forward to a phallic reference!

 

[amoeba]

I just want to bump birchtree off the last post on this thread with another one:

Tiger's last statement about taking indefinite time off to do whatever with "his" family is just another glimpse of his lack of touch with reality. This is not up to him (it is up to her). And mark my words, this is not going to be another Bill Clinton/Kobe Bryant wife "mulligan".

She is in Sweden and she ain't comin back. Not for money (she'll have plenty anyway, after the divorce), not for "what's best for the kids" (i.e., its not that great for kids to live with parents together, who hate each other because one is a serial cheater), and sure as hell not for him.

As for his endorsements, Nike won't drop him becaue their golf equipment is utter crap, and wouldn't sell except that Tiger (and Anthony Kim) are the only significant pros who use it (actually, Tiger only has one stock Nike club, the 3 wood, the rest of them are custom blades, and a scotty cameron putter with a ping grip that he gets nothing for endorsement).

If Nike does drop Tiger, it would be the best thing that happened to his golf game which is pretty hard to top as it is with Nike junk clubs. He would go back to Titleist and the pro tour would really be boring with Tiger winning 3 out of every 4 majors for the next decade.

Bubbye!!!:laugh: