Tiger Woods car crash

same old song and dance.

girl gets mad. guy gets another girl. girl gets madder. girl assaults guy. guy avoids physical conflict. girl gets more madder. guy tries to leave. girl gets more more madder. girl continues assualt. guy displays mucho self control by not running her over on his way out the driveway but ruins neighbors lawn. girl smashes window with golf club weapon because guy is too smart to get out of car when girl is mad. cops show up. paramedics show up. lawyers show up. everybody loses.

did i get that right?
 
Those looking to Tiger Woods as an honorable man with good character and as their mentor are the ones that lose. The country needs a hero for the minority at risk reduced lunch bunch. There are way to many heading for prison.
 
same old song and dance.

girl gets mad. guy gets another girl. girl gets madder. girl assaults guy. guy avoids physical conflict. girl gets more madder. guy tries to leave. girl gets more more madder. girl continues assualt. guy displays mucho self control by not running her over on his way out the driveway but ruins neighbors lawn. girl smashes window with golf club weapon because guy is too smart to get out of car when girl is mad. cops show up. paramedics show up. lawyers show up. everybody loses.

did i get that right?

I've never known a case like that. But I have had a sheltered life.

If you limit it to just this part "lawyers show up. everybody loses.", then I will agree with you.
 
Those looking to Tiger Woods as an honorable man with good character and as their mentor are the ones that lose. The country needs a hero for the minority at risk reduced lunch bunch. There are way to many heading for prison.

Birch, Did you see the report a couple of weeks ago about half of all kids in US will be on free or reduced lunches at least once growing up?
 
agreed mcduck.

there's an easy way to avoid paying $200 per hour for someone to tell you you shouldn't have 'dated' the gal in the tube top from the trailer park, but it requires exercising foresight. somehow i think tiger was exercising something else here.
 
I wish the Media would leave the celebrities alone, I think it's a personal problem and is wrong for it to be reported more than things like the Global Warming SCAM for example! What's important, Crap like this doesn't interest me in the least!:nuts:
 
I wish the Media would leave the celebrities alone, I think it's a personal problem and is wrong for it to be reported more than things like the Global Warming SCAM for example! What's important, Crap like this doesn't interest me in the least!:nuts:
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agreed mcduck.

there's an easy way to avoid paying $200 per hour for someone to tell you you shouldn't have 'dated' the gal in the tube top from the trailer park, but it requires exercising foresight. somehow i think tiger was exercising something else here.

There are some nice people in trailer parks including those in tube tops. You all have your faults.
 
There are some nice people in trailer parks including those in tube tops. You all have your faults.

very true handballer. one of my faults once led to $200 per hour legal fees, so perhaps i'm a little wary, but i refuse to quit being an optimist and believing that things/people can improve, including myself, i work at it every day.

i shouldn't have used an unfair stereotype though, it was more a euphemism for a state of mind not a physical location, you can find silly drama anywhere, including gated communities in wealthy areas.

if birchtree hasn't left yet, maybe i can still catch a ride, some fishing time might do me good.
 
I used to live in a trailer in fact 3 different times, but haven't done that sense 1972. Sometimes everyone may be in a situation where they can't afford anything else, I was. I had chickens too, so what? View attachment 7404
 
trailer park worked for me one year, except when tornado forced pre-touchdown evacuation, and except when north wind blew out gas furnace pilot light all night long-midwinter storm. Trailer park manager was kind, loaned me a little space heater for my bedroom-lucky I had extra sleeping bag to put on the bed too.
 
Don't know if this has been said but "WHO CARE"S" If joe blow down the road left at 2 30 in the morning because he is cheating on his wife and they fought about it would it get the news coverage? So who cares!!!
 
Don't know if this has been said but "WHO CARE"S" If joe blow down the road left at 2 30 in the morning because he is cheating on his wife and they fought about it would it get the news coverage? So who cares!!!
I agree and am sick of hearing about it on the News...

But...Tiger is not your average Joe Blow, he is the best golfer in the world, he promotes some big name products and is a idol to a lot of kids and fans...so when he farts, it will become big news...Unfortunately, that's how our society thrives..On gossip and mud....Thank God, when the station I'm watching dedicates 15 minutes to this BS about Tiger's private life, I have a remote close by and flip to Cash Cab.:D
 
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
name? Cheetah
 
Why did Tiger hit the fire hydrant AND the tree? He couldn't decide whether he should hit the iron or the wood.:D

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."
 
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