Tiger Woods car crash

[Buster]

If not for the Kids, Elin might have cut his dick off and put it down the grinder.

I seen or heard that his Pole count is now up to 12..:laugh:

 

[Birchtree]

350Z,

Be careful, Show-me will ban you for making dickless comments.

 

[350zCommTech]

350Z,

Be careful, Show-me will ban you for making dickless comments.

Did I miss something? Did you get banned for a little bit?

 

[Birchtree]

My thread post #7207 will explain the issue - it's a good thing I didn't mention anything about that nine inch putting iron.

 

[350zCommTech]

My thread post #7207 will explain the issue - it's a good thing I didn't mention anything about that nine inch putting iron.

I have to agree with Showme on that one. You deserve it.

But then again, you say those things all the time.:ban:

 

[Birchtree]

"Rachel Uchitel is getting tested for sexually transmitted diseases. Friends say Rachel is particularly upset that Tiger allegedly slept with two porn stars."

http://www.TMZ.com

I wonder if Cheetah has needle tracks of anykind? He's toast.

 

[Birchtree]

Not that I want to point fingers - my two porn stars of choice are Vanessa Delrio and Honey Wilder.

 

[Buster]

Stupid is as Stupid does...:suspicious:

Text messages between Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubbs​

Last Updated: 1:20 PM, December 10, 2009
Posted: 10:38 AM, December 9, 2009
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)
Tiger: oh stop
Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u
Tiger: Because I'm blasian
Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off
Tiger: you are too funny
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)
Jaimee: u too love​

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/text_messages_between_tiger_woods_lh2ptFU8WhzJEBD8f2CCgO#ixzz0ZLiiW6FJ​

 

[James48843]

I agree and am sick of hearing about it on the News...

But...Tiger is not your average Joe Blow, he is the best golfer in the world, he promotes some big name products and is a idol to a lot of kids and fans...so when he farts, it will become big news...Unfortunately, that's how our society thrives..On gossip and mud....Thank God, when the station I'm watching dedicates 15 minutes to this BS about Tiger's private life, I have a remote close by and flip to Cash Cab.

Hey Buster -

Text messages? Oh, Please.

Can you hand me the remote?

Cash Cab is on.

 

[Buster]

Hey Buster -

Text messages? Oh, Please.

Can you hand me the remote?

Cash Cab is on.

Sorry, yer right..I got caught up in the Springer Show mentality...you know how it happens sometime

 

[Handballer]

Not that I want to point fingers - my two porn stars of choice are Vanessa Delrio and Honey Wilder.

Glad your choice are both female. What are their feature attractions?

 

[Show-me]

Boy he is really going to pay for these transgressions. lol I see counseling in his future. lol

 

[Birchtree]

He will really pay for enjoying unprotected sex with hookers. He'll get a real sore case of herpes and perhaps hepatitis and just maybe...well that's over the line.

 

[Birchtree]

Handballer,

Voluptuous and multiple-orgasmic. Can I say that and remain politically correct and sensitive.

 

[Buster]

Just in case anyone was wondering what these two gals look like....

Vanessa Del Rio.....

Honey Wilder.....

 

[Birchtree]

Actually the second picture is of Kay Parker - often a partner to Honey in the Taboo series. Vanessa could suck start a motorcycle.

 

[grandma]

Boy he is really going to pay for these transgressions. lol I see counseling in his future. lol

-who? BT or Buster??:laugh:

 

[Buster]

-who? BT or Buster??:laugh:

Oh snap!....

 

[Birchtree]

My recidivism rate is higher - I'm a slow learner.

 

[grandma]

my recidivism rate is higher - i'm a slow learner.