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c'mon, you never did that with a copy machine?

you know them copiers save all their work to a hard drive right? and anyone can go grab it?

go ahead, cast the first stone.
 
I would think toilet paper stuffed in your nostrils would help!
 
I'm just now catching up on this thread. Re: 3D copy machine. Awesome,
or as Weezer might say, Remarkable.

Re: bird on pistol. The mechanism is remarkable.

My cousin just sent me a clipping from Christian Science Monitor. "Russia tries to hatch start-ups" by Fred Weir, reporting from Tomsk:
Vladimir Kovalyov, his self-balancing electric scooter, similar to the Segway. Interesting.
 
Blue Oasis CEO hopes shrimp farm could bring jobs to Las Vegas

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/jul/25/shrimp-be-farmed-north-las-vegas/

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The shrimp are grown in recycled shipping containers using a closed loop system so there is no waste product discharged
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You got to be kidding right? You mean they eat their own waste? Good thing brown paint wasn't on sale that day it would be even less appatizing.

I'll take the extra large platter of soylent crustacean please, with extra cocktail sauce.

Do you know where your food comes from? That could become important later.
 
burrocrat said:
Blue Oasis CEO hopes shrimp farm could bring jobs to Las Vegas

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/jul/25/shrimp-be-farmed-north-las-vegas/

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You got to be kidding right? You mean they eat their own waste? Good thing brown paint wasn't on sale that day it would be even less appatizing.

I'll take the extra large platter of soylent crustacean please, with extra cocktail sauce.

Do you know where your food comes from? That could become important later.
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Another good reason why I don't care for shrimp. :cheesy:
 
I saw this scroll by today on my facebook page this morning.

The local radio station was announcing a winter storm watch- for the first snow of the season.

National Weather Service issued a warning that we were going to get six to ten inches of snow.

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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my
FAVORITE.........

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends
if they're okay, then it's you. But, I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy
every minute of it.


Good times become good
memories.

Bad times become good
lessons
 
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