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this is a long youtube but funny as hell for those of you who are social voyeuers or unfortunate fuax pax inclined.

 

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Zombies of the ocean: Starfish now devouring themselves as life on planet Earth reaches crisis point - NaturalNews.com

What is going on in the global environment that is causing starfish to consume themselves? Could it be that contaminants such as heavy metals, pesticide chemicals, radiation and other pollution are reaching levels significant enough to affect entire species?

As reported by Yahoo Travel and the UK Daily Mail, marine biologists are alarmed by an epidemic of colorful starfish essentially committing suicide along the Pacific coast of North America.

 

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State Department Counterterrorism Director arrested for trying to have sex with a child - NaturalNews.com

Recently a senior State Department counterterrorism official was arrested at his home on charges he solicited sex online from a minor after chatting with a detective who was posing as the child, according to government officials.

 

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Oh, snap: Campus kids drop 'triggering' applause to show approval | Fox News

“Snapping encourages us to say things that please others, not to say things that are innovative or unique, not to say things that push the boundaries or even make sense,” she wrote. “Snapping is just another feature of a culture in which we do not listen to the person who is speaking. We listen to the audience… It encourages those who have initially unpopular ideas — like this one — to keep silent,” she wrote.

oh, snap.

 

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Olivia Wilde Isn't Apologizing For That Photo Of Her Breastfeeding

Speaking with HuffPost Live on Friday, the "Meadowland" actress explained the genesis of the picture, for which a Los Angeles Times blogger chastised her for making "motherhood look effortless and easy."

"The coolest thing to come out of that [picture] was all these women who took pictures of themselves breastfeeding in public and tweeted them to me and to the world," she recalled. "I thought that was really great, and so I was happy to just encourage their awesome movement."

first of all, a woman should be celebrated for making motherhood look effortless, it is not an easy job so forget about the ninny-nanny naysayer blogger.

second of all, i agree it is a cool and inspiring thing, this twitter movement to post pictures of support, without support.

why do people care if they do or don't anyways? i think the world would be a much happier place if everyone got a little more breastfeeding time. regardless of your background or childhood opportunities, it's never too late to start and do your part for world peace. think about it, most men are not going to fight if a woman is standing in front of him topless, he is just going to nod his head and mumble 'yes dear'. the world needs more strong and bold women like this, do your part.

boobs are awesome and special things, they should be celebrated.

 

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'Nothing we've seen before': Gigantic ice cloud spotted on Titan

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Scientists discovered a large ice cloud in 2012, but it was "just the tip of the iceberg"

“When we looked at the infrared data, this ice cloud stood out like nothing we’ve ever seen before,” Carrie Anderson, of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, said in the statement. “It practically smacked us in the face.”

"I was so excited, I pretty much fell out of my chair,"

from the headline to the picture and through every paragraph, this article is loaded with potential innuendo and pun. even the name of the moon itself is tricky, is that a long 'i' like 'tie', or a short 'i' as in 'it'? i don't even know where to start. perhaps i shouldn't.

 

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Olivia Wilde Isn't Apologizing For That Photo Of Her Breastfeeding



first of all, a woman should be celebrated for making motherhood look effortless, it is not an easy job so forget about the ninny-nanny naysayer blogger.

second of all, i agree it is a cool and inspiring thing, this twitter movement to post pictures of support, without support.

why do people care if they do or don't anyways? i think the world would be a much happier place if everyone got a little more breastfeeding time. regardless of your background or childhood opportunities, it's never too late to start and do your part for world peace. think about it, most men are not going to fight if a woman is standing in front of him topless, he is just going to nod his head and mumble 'yes dear'. the world needs more strong and bold women like this, do your part.

boobs are awesome and special things, they should be celebrated.

 

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Psychologist pours DRAIN CLEANER in woman's eyes to 'treat' her mental disorder - NaturalNews.com

A North Carolina woman who says she should have been born blind, but wasn't, has decided to take matters into her own hands with the help of a "clinical psychologist" who has finally granted her what she's always wanted – the "ability" to not be able to see.

 

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http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/01/thieves-are-ravaging-californias-nut-farms.html

"We've had two pretty big nut thefts here in the last few weeks — and from what we're understanding ... it's an organized ring out of Los Angeles,"

what would you call that kind of ring anyways?

this is apparently a big deal in the agricultural community. authorities are advising that everyone to be aware of their nuts, especially around suspicious looking truck drivers. and don't be afraid to keep an eye on your neighbor's nuts too, together we can beat this thing.

 

[PessOptimist]

A post like this makes meand almost forget about the C fund today.

Not sure how my neighbors are going to react to the new watchfulness.

PO

 

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High-functioning autistic five-year-old reportedly showing signs of telepathy - NaturalNews.com

A young, "high functioning" autistic boy named Ramses from Los Angeles, California, is being described as "one of the smartest five year olds on the planet" by neuroscientists. It's a situation that is baffling experts. The boy's mother, Nyx Sanguino, says her son is able to recite words in Hebrew, Greek, Arabic and Japanese. She says Ramses is even knowledgeable of square roots and rudimentary algebra problems. He can accurately draw the entire periodic table – and he's reportedly able to recite up to 38 numbers written out of sight.

 

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Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him | Fox News

A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

 

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Sounds like a contender for the Darwin Award.

 

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South Florida mom feared missing found safe with new lover, police say | Fox News Latino

A South Florida mother who had been missing for 14 hours, and feared abducted, was found safe in a hotel with her lover.
Damaris Saavedra Rodriguez, 43, was thought to have been abducted from a supermarket parking lot on Monday in Pembroke Pines, Florida. For more than 14 hours her husband, adult daughter and her 12-year-old son were left worried sick about her whereabouts.

i am all for personal freedom and adults doing what they want to do, but this is a little selfish and rude if you ask me. it's not really cool to put your family, law enforcement, and the entire community through that stress when a simple text message could've prevented all the worry: "heads up babe, gone to georgia to get boned with your friend luis, don't worry it's a fairfield inn so i won't catch nothing from the toilet seat, ttyl ".

"When asked the circumstances for which she left and the manner in which she left, she did not wish to provide any details to us and advised that it was a personal matter, and that she would eventually contact her family," Pembroke Pines Police Captain Al Xiques said.

nice job luis, chkkk chkkk, left her speechless huh?

 

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South Florida mom feared missing found safe with new lover, police say | Fox News Latino



i am all for personal freedom and adults doing what they want to do, but this is a little selfish and rude if you ask me. it's not really cool to put your family, law enforcement, and the entire community through that stress when a simple text message could've prevented all the worry: "heads up babe, gone to georgia to get boned with your friend luis, don't worry it's a fairfield inn so i won't catch nothing from the toilet seat, ttyl ".



nice job luis, chkkk chkkk, left her speechless huh?

so nobody here has dealt with cheating before or has a personal story to relate?

let me tell you something, almost every kid has heard the excuse 'no dear, daddy is not hurting me, go back to your room'. c'mon, you remember don't you? it is way better to find out from the cops instead of a six year old "oh, mommy wrestles like that with kevin too". kids say the damnedest things. talk about coitus interuptus, how are you supposed to respond to that, it changes the whole game?

 

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Scientists discover life 8,000 feet below the ocean floor - NaturalNews.com

Life has been discovered in an environment with no oxygen, no light and almost no nutrients -- 8,000 feet below the surface of the ocean floor.

 

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LOL! Oh, the jocularity of this article.

While the smell of bacon has proven to be almost universally appealing to those of the human persuasion, J&D Foods warns that it could potentially attract the interest of unwanted parties as well.

You Can Now Buy Bacon-Scented Underwear | Mental Floss

 

[FogSailing]

LMAO!!!I think it's great that they offer both a thong and boxer versions for alternative selection. But the BRIGHT RED is a little intensive for my sensitivities...

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[FogSailing]

Good job Q! So that's where they've been hiding..

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