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while definately attractive, i think maybe the bacon skivvies idea falls under the 'unneccessary purchase' category in my budget. i check almost weekly and it seems my shorts already have the aroma of smoked meat and a mysterious blend of spices, not to mention a little salty, so why pay extra for it?
 
userque said:
Pig Gives Birth to 9 Piglets After Jumping Off Truck Going to Slaughterhouse - Inside Edition
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ha! family of ten! did you see how she kicked the runt off her front teat? nature has its way.

that is nothing, my grandpa bought a sow at the sales barn and she gave birth to 21 piglets on the back seat on the way home, on a date with my grandma. that must've been one tough woman to put up with that. pretty sure gramma never made out in the back seat of a buick after that, but i'm not sure because i never did ask her. you go girl.
 
Woman Says Her Body Is A Brewery, Beats Drunk Driving Charge

“Her tire was flat, and she felt she was close enough to home that she could drive the rest of the way,” the woman’s attorney, Joseph Marusak, told The News. “She can register a blood alcohol content that would have you or I falling down drunk, but she can function.”
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this sounds like a very interesting person to get to know better. after i hit the lotto and retire, i think i may interview her for the chauffeur position on my rock star party bus.
 
What really happens if you sit on pee? | Fox News

The very worst thing that could happen: The pee itself won’t do anything to you, even if you were to get it on your hands and transfer it to your face (ewwww), said microbiologist Philip M. Tierno, Jr., a professor of microbiology and pathology at NYU School of Medicine. That’s because urine usually doesn’t carry harmful microbes.

What will probably happen: Your butt might get wet. Seriously, you're not going to catch any of the organisms listed above from urine.
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just more evidence that we need to migrate to squat toilets like the rest of the world. there is no way to get your butt wet on a squat toilet, unless you slip and fall.
 
HA! I think I'll stick with the traditional Throne. I can't squat and read at the same time.
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You know what's screwy? All these "NaturalNews.com" articles. More like "NincompoopNews.com". According to Wikipedia, its founder, Mike Adams, "is an AIDS denials, a 9/11 truther, a birther, and has endorsed conspiracy theories surrounding the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting." A real winner. I took a look at the webpage - yup, whacky headlines all around. No thanks.
 
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OBGibby said:
You know what's screwy? All these "NaturalNews.com" articles. More like "NincompoopNews.com". According to Wikipedia, its founder, Mike Adams, "is an AIDS denials, a 9/11 truth, a birther, and has endorsed conspiracy theories surrounding the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting." A real winner. I took a look at the webpage - yup, whacky headlines all around. No thanks.
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Ok. You win. You don't have to read them.
 
userque said:
So, the readers here are quacks?
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Anybody who throws their lot in with 9/11 truthers, birthers and Sandy Hook conspiracy theorists is a quack, and worse. Hyperlinking to material by a quack is just spreading more quackery. Enough of the quackery.
 
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