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Very fitting quote for the time.

The additional rise above the true capital will only be imaginary; one added to one, by any stretch of vulgar arithmetic will never make three and a half, consequently all fictitious value must be a loss to some person or other first or last. The only way to prevent it to oneself must be to sell out betimes, and so let the Devil take the hindmost.

--John Carswell
 
Given Fox News' treatment of the Clintons, I was stunned to see her TV channel choice."

Tavis Smiley, Contributing Editor, USA WEEKEND Jan22-24,2010 page 14

[observations: in the Media Room at Andrews while waiting there to board her plane to Brussels, and then the TVs on the plane itself when he boarded.
Mr. Smiley's personal impressions gathered while creating his latest PBS documentary.]
 
Cowboy Poetry

Jake, the rancher, went one day
To fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty
And the clouds rolled gray and dense..

As he pounded the last staples in
And gathered tools to go,
The temperature had fallen,
The wind and snow began to blow..

When he finally reached his pickup,
He felt a heavy heart.
From the sound of that ignition
He knew it wouldn't start.

So Jake did what most of us
Would do if we had been there.
He humbly bowed his balding head
And sent aloft a prayer.

As he turned the key for the last time,
He softly cursed his luck
They found him three days later,
Frozen stiff in that old truck.

Now Jake had been around in life
And done his share of roaming.
But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked --
It looked just like
Wyoming !

Of all the saints in Heaven,
His favorite was St. Peter .


So they sat and talked a minute or two,
Or maybe it was three.
Nobody was keeping' score --
In Heaven, time is free.

'I've always heard,' Jake said to Pete ,
'that God will answer prayer,
But one time I asked for help,
Well, he just plain wasn't there.'

'Does God answer prayers of some,
And ignore the prayers of others?
That don't seem exactly square --
I know all men are brothers.'

'Or does he randomly reply,
Without good rhyme or reason?
Maybe, it's the time of day,
The weather or the season.'

'Now I ain't trying to act smart,
It's just the way I feel.
And I was wondering', could you tell me --
What the heck's the deal?!'

Peter listened very patiently
And when Jake was done,
There were smiles of recognition,
And he said, 'So, you're the one!!'

That day your truck, it wouldn't start,
And you sent your prayer a flying,
You gave us all a real bad time,
With hundreds of us trying.'

'A thousand angels rushed,
To check the status of your file,
But you know, Jake , we hadn't heard
From you in quite a long while.'

'And though all prayers are answered,
And God ain't got no quota,
He didn't recognize your voice,
And started a truck in Minnesota'

BETTER KEEP IN TOUCH !
 
"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get." Mark Twain

"Success is the 1% of our work which results from the 99% that is called failure." Soichiro Honda, founder Honda Motors.
 
Women are angels.

...and when someone breaks our wings, we simply
continue to fly...on a broomstick.

We are flexible.
-anon-
:D
 
"Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell
 
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin
 
Got this from an email-much holds true to any state in the PNW actually :D Uptrend, Burrocrat-all in favor say "Aye".

THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT 'LIVING IN OREGON' . .



If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon (Washington true true too).

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon (Washingtonians sign up here).

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon (similar regions to be found in Washington).

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon (Washingtonians might agree).

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon (Washingtonians may apply).


If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Oregon (Washingtonians elligible).

If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon (Washington folks agree).
.

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon (not Washington).


If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon (could be Washington).

If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon (Or Washington).

If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon (or Washington).

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON/WASHNGTON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon (or Washington). :D
 
Got this from an email-much holds true to any state in the PNW actually :D Uptrend, Burrocrat-all in favor say "Aye".
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT 'LIVING IN OREGON' . .

ahhhhh, Alevin! I can remember snow on Halloween.
Eastern Washington not only had` snow vacation' d/t buses couldn't do the country rollinghills roads, but we had `mud vacation' when the snows melted & flooded the country roads, the `flats' where I lived - kids out in rowboats where the garden would be ...
Thanx - I'll be sending it on.... :D


 
Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try.
~Dr. Seuss
 
Sipsey: Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs- shoot right outta chicken's ass!
 
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

~ Dr. Suess
 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson
 
"Don't feel entitled to anything you didn't sweat and struggle for."

--Marian Wright Edelman,
African-American activist

 
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

**** Bob Dylan
 
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