Last Man Standing Football Pool 2016

[burrocrat]

karma hits him hard...

karma has a name, it is thurman. and he employs a few defensive elves named gilmore and darby. practice saying pic six, it will be important later.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

I do Hope SF 49ers lose!

 

[burrocrat]

oh wentz sacked twice on first drive, jersey all ripped up and torn. don't laugh, that is a man in the arena. watch out, they pissed him off already. next comes the blood, sweat, and tears.

this is the only game get this morning, eagle and redskins, i will check back for the highlight reels when kaperkneel gets carted off.

 

[burrocrat]

uh oh, i think i need to buy a house. after the special teams run back and then the defensive pic six, i'm pretty sure my apartment neighbors are tired of hearing me stomp and yell "oh yeah, eat that biatch, suck it, you like that huh, suck it biatch, eat it! boom! whooo hoooo!".

this is how we watch football at my place.

 

[burrocrat]

well i am totally disappointed in eagles offensive line and most of their defense and all the dang penalties two weeks running now. the problem though, with putting a quarterback through that crap is when you squeeze coal, you make a diamond. he better be in that locker room calling for heads, go, if you can't do the job, go! biatches. get out, this is wentz house now, if you don't got it, go.

maybe kaperkneel should get a haircut, maybe he should stand. nah, how 'bout kapernair? got his butt kicked, smooth. if you are a man, stand. if you don't stand, nobody cares how bad you cry, baby.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Congrats Burro...you survived another week. My game is Monday night. .I had picked Bills but then switched yesterday to go with Cardinals over Jets.

Cowboys are doing great! Watching them now. I like Dak and Beasley! Wow! Oddly, they showed Ravens versus Giants. Here. just ended....dang that last two minutes. Flacco could just not connect at the end. So close...exciting game though.

 

[burrocrat]

j-e-t-s jets jets!

 

[burrocrat]

woot woot! block osswiper sticks it to andrew "ain't got no" luck. i love this game, even if it is rigged.

 

[burrocrat]

confession: i have the hots for michelle tofoya. i hope they detail her to fargo to cover an ndsu game. i'm writing her a letter right now, gonna drive out there, recite my poems. i hope she don't call the cops. is there a "v" in it?

tafoya, please read my letter.

 

[tsptalk]

Things are going to get more interesting when the Jets upset Arizona Monday. (I wasn't dumb enough to take the Jets, but I can see the writing on the wall.)

 

[weatherweenie]

Good news, I won my wager, against the Steelers. Bad news, the egg the Steelers laid kicked me out of the Last Man Standing pool.

 

[tsptalk]

Things are going to get more interesting when the Jets upset Arizona Monday. (I wasn't dumb enough to take the Jets, but I can see the writing on the wall.)

Wow, the Jets are bad. No offense. No defense. No special teams. 10 penalties thru 3 quarters. Other than that they look pretty good.

 

[burrocrat]

well i picked packers over bears a couple of days ago, but i'm getting increasingly nervous as game time nears. is anybody else in the pool going for this night game. i might just pull my pick and take a closer look at the weekend matchups again.

 

[burrocrat]

i got nervous and pulled my green bay pick, i'll probably go with atlanta or denver later. i see dba is in tonight. packers started hot and bears not looking bad either. this one tonight makes me skeered. good luck.

 

[ravensfan]

Wow, the Jets are bad. No offense. No defense. No special teams. 10 penalties thru 3 quarters. Other than that they look pretty good.

That's ok. They play my Ravens this week. Ravens have developed an uncanny knack for making teams look better than they really are...

 

[burrocrat]

oh my, #97 bears willie young just tea-bagged aaron rodgers. they got the sack and other defender is already up and two steps away, #12 on his way up. and willie straddles him knocks his head with his knee and does a little squat.

oh my. my 8th grader is laughing his ass off about that. total blatant teabag. no penalty. brilliant!

bears on 3rd string quarterback and game is still tied. packers will prolly rack up some more points before half, but the bears got to be feeling pretty good about this.

aaron 'teabagged' rodgers! ha! sack the quarterback then give him the sack on national tv. got spanked like a dirty little (insert euphemism here). ha ha! i love this game!

 

[burrocrat]

mr bowl! wtf? tampa bay? i don't think anybody has expected anything out of tampa bay except toe fungus for about 3 years. i never thought i'd say this to a man, but i admire your balls. good luck with that.

 

[burrocrat]

this eagles/vikings game is ticking me off. i've been skeptical since i know refs won't give a rookie the benefit of the doubt but what the hell? there was no roughing the vikings kicker in the first quarter, nobody touched him, the kicker brought his leg down on the back of the defender and flopped flopped like a fish, fu1.

there was definitely pass interference against the vikings with the armbar late in the 2nd quarter, total bs non call, fu2.

and the quarterback sneak for the 2-point conversion and the hot read roll left for the first down was brilliant. yeah, let him run, light it up. fu3.

 

[burrocrat]

ha ha ha! butterfingers, but don't discount a hot read on a busted snap from this kid, he doesn't quit fighting. boom.

 

[burrocrat]

lol, tampa bay, way to go mrbowl! and atlanta lost to the chargers, i had falcons as my pick until 11:00 am this morning. now i'm worried about denver tomorrow, what an interesting week.