Last Man Standing Football Pool 2016

[burrocrat]

this eagles/vikings game is ticking me off. i've been skeptical since i know refs won't give a rookie the benefit of the doubt but what the hell? there was no roughing the vikings kicker in the first quarter, nobody touched him, the kicker brought his leg down on the back of the defender and flopped flopped like a fish, fu1.

there was definitely pass interference against the vikings with the armbar late in the 2nd quarter, total bs non call, fu2.

and the quarterback sneak for the 2-point conversion and the hot read roll left for the first down was brilliant. yeah, let him run, light it up. fu3.

 

[burrocrat]

mr bowl! wtf? tampa bay? i don't think anybody has expected anything out of tampa bay except toe fungus for about 3 years. i never thought i'd say this to a man, but i admire your balls. good luck with that.

 

[burrocrat]

oh my, #97 bears willie young just tea-bagged aaron rodgers. they got the sack and other defender is already up and two steps away, #12 on his way up. and willie straddles him knocks his head with his knee and does a little squat.

oh my. my 8th grader is laughing his ass off about that. total blatant teabag. no penalty. brilliant!

bears on 3rd string quarterback and game is still tied. packers will prolly rack up some more points before half, but the bears got to be feeling pretty good about this.

aaron 'teabagged' rodgers! ha! sack the quarterback then give him the sack on national tv. got spanked like a dirty little (insert euphemism here). ha ha! i love this game!

 

[ravensfan]

Wow, the Jets are bad. No offense. No defense. No special teams. 10 penalties thru 3 quarters. Other than that they look pretty good.

That's ok. They play my Ravens this week. Ravens have developed an uncanny knack for making teams look better than they really are...

 

[burrocrat]

i got nervous and pulled my green bay pick, i'll probably go with atlanta or denver later. i see dba is in tonight. packers started hot and bears not looking bad either. this one tonight makes me skeered. good luck.

 

[burrocrat]

well i picked packers over bears a couple of days ago, but i'm getting increasingly nervous as game time nears. is anybody else in the pool going for this night game. i might just pull my pick and take a closer look at the weekend matchups again.

 

[tsptalk]

Things are going to get more interesting when the Jets upset Arizona Monday. (I wasn't dumb enough to take the Jets, but I can see the writing on the wall.)

Wow, the Jets are bad. No offense. No defense. No special teams. 10 penalties thru 3 quarters. Other than that they look pretty good.

 

[weatherweenie]

Good news, I won my wager, against the Steelers. Bad news, the egg the Steelers laid kicked me out of the Last Man Standing pool.

 

[tsptalk]

Things are going to get more interesting when the Jets upset Arizona Monday. (I wasn't dumb enough to take the Jets, but I can see the writing on the wall.)

 

[burrocrat]

confession: i have the hots for michelle tofoya. i hope they detail her to fargo to cover an ndsu game. i'm writing her a letter right now, gonna drive out there, recite my poems. i hope she don't call the cops. is there a "v" in it?

tafoya, please read my letter.

 

[burrocrat]

woot woot! block osswiper sticks it to andrew "ain't got no" luck. i love this game, even if it is rigged.

 

[burrocrat]

j-e-t-s jets jets!

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

Congrats Burro...you survived another week. My game is Monday night. .I had picked Bills but then switched yesterday to go with Cardinals over Jets.

Cowboys are doing great! Watching them now. I like Dak and Beasley! Wow! Oddly, they showed Ravens versus Giants. Here. just ended....dang that last two minutes. Flacco could just not connect at the end. So close...exciting game though.

 

[burrocrat]

well i am totally disappointed in eagles offensive line and most of their defense and all the dang penalties two weeks running now. the problem though, with putting a quarterback through that crap is when you squeeze coal, you make a diamond. he better be in that locker room calling for heads, go, if you can't do the job, go! biatches. get out, this is wentz house now, if you don't got it, go.

maybe kaperkneel should get a haircut, maybe he should stand. nah, how 'bout kapernair? got his butt kicked, smooth. if you are a man, stand. if you don't stand, nobody cares how bad you cry, baby.

 

[burrocrat]

uh oh, i think i need to buy a house. after the special teams run back and then the defensive pic six, i'm pretty sure my apartment neighbors are tired of hearing me stomp and yell "oh yeah, eat that biatch, suck it, you like that huh, suck it biatch, eat it! boom! whooo hoooo!".

this is how we watch football at my place.

 

[burrocrat]

oh wentz sacked twice on first drive, jersey all ripped up and torn. don't laugh, that is a man in the arena. watch out, they pissed him off already. next comes the blood, sweat, and tears.

this is the only game get this morning, eagle and redskins, i will check back for the highlight reels when kaperkneel gets carted off.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

I do Hope SF 49ers lose!

 

[burrocrat]

karma hits him hard...

karma has a name, it is thurman. and he employs a few defensive elves named gilmore and darby. practice saying pic six, it will be important later.

 

[burrocrat]

Kaepernick took out insurance policy before renegotiated deal - NFL.com

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick put himself in position to start this week when he signed a reworked contract that, among other things, took away his injury guarantees for 2017. The change means San Francisco won't be on the hook for his $14.5 million base salary in the event of a major injury.
But Kaepernick did protect himself just in case.

who takes out an insurance policy before they roll? only those who expect to crash.

if you drive for all the marbles then you expect to win, and insurance is meaningless at the finish line. if you drive for all the marbles and lose, then insurance is meaningless because you are already dead. only losers buy insurance. sf gonna lose, kaperfro already telegraphed it the whole way.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

You might consider "fro bro" has something to prove...might out perform. Be careful with that pick donkey!
But I Hope he trips and karma hits him hard....