Hold my beer

You tell me-

Would you drive into a lake- a lake 400 feet across, and 15 feet deep, on one of these???

Here- hold my beer...

 
That's just nuts. But at least he was wearing safety equipment.

Nothin nuts about it, simple physics as long as the machine is tuned and the human interface doesn't do something aberrant.

Plus, if you know how to swim you still have an out.

What they didn't show in the video was his trailer park honey in her best cutoffs and tube top doing the swivel neck thing 'if you don't run the lake like Bob then I'm going to date Bob'.

I bet he got laid that night.
 
Ladies- there is now a new Remote Control on the market.

Simply insert a pair of "AA" batteries,
point it at your man,...
and click:

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Hey, while you'ns down at the remote store, would you pick me up a spare?

Just a plain two button model please, Lady & Tiger, plus it don't need batteries.

My old one is getting a little unpredictable and sometimes doesn't work.
 
Speaking of traffic accidents I was in the crawl space under the house when I got home today looking for something and seen a box back in the corner that I did not recognise. Turns out it was a triple hopped double wheat I made 3 years ago. Needless to say I'm in the house for the night.
That was a nasty accident. One more bottle.
 
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Brung your sense of humor widja didja?

I'm just going to let that one slide. My mom is dead. So that would either make you a necropheliac or,

Oh no... daddy?

How you been man?
It was a joke and only that, nothing personal..we say that to each other at work all the time..(Mother jokes that is)

Been fine..where in the hell you been?
 
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