Fivetears Account Talk

[Fivetears]

Chop, Chop, Chop it Down Like a Tree.

It's just been really really choppy.

Yes, Sir.

 

[Fivetears]

Texas Parks and Wildlife Department Statement

The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a final statement late today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail.

The TPWD spokesperson noted in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting is encouraged, as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures.

A San Antonio food critic said, contrary to rumor... lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition.

 

[Fivetears]

Got Odds?

The WORST March I-Fund on TSP tap; 2001 (6.67)%.
The BEST March I-Fund on TSP tap; 2002 5.82%.

The March TSP I-Fund stats are 2 out of 5 times in positive territory since 2001.
Got Odds?
100% I-Fund.

 

[Gilligan]

The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a final statement late today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail.

The TPWD spokesperson noted in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting is encouraged, as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures.

Do we need a lawyer tag on our hunting license?

 

[Fivetears]

Do we need a lawyer tag on our hunting license?

No Sir.
I do recommend the use of good old fashioned river rocks though, and save your shells and arrows for something eatable.

 

[Fivetears]

Finally Atop The Slop!

Got all four 39" TSL Swampers spinning, and chucking big ol' clods in second gear! The BBC is screaming out 4500 RPM and were finally atop the I-BOG slop; 0.16%. What an ugly run for February. Sure hope to make it to shore, COB today.
I need a frio cerveza, amigo's.

Hopefully, I can get in a couple adjustments, quick wash-down, and a better running start at the BOG for March.

100% I-Fund.

 

[Gilligan]

I need a frio cerveza, amigo's

You had a good run today, but the way you've been driving in February I believe you have had mucho frio cerveza already amigo!
(That’s “COLD BEER” for my fellow gringos.)

 

[Fivetears]

...but the way you've been driving in February I believe you have had mucho frio cerveza already amigo!
(That’s “COLD BEER” for my fellow gringos.)

¿quién yo? ¿Otra vez? I only had two.

 

[Birchtree]

Best since 1998

Fivetears,

You might be surprised to know that the market run from 1/06 through 2/06 was the best since 1998. I'm still considerably ahead and all I've done is rest in my warm manure pile - bring me more money. It's still better to have four hoofs than four paws. The bull wants to see the market move higher, but at the same time, keep the majority from participating.

Your best trades will always tend to be the ones which makes your stomach churn. Check into NYSE TRIN values for oversold and overbought indicators. Good to see you have fortitude and courage as well.

Dennis

 

[Fivetears]

What an Ugly Exit for the February Run.

Good to see you have fortitude and courage as well.
Dennis

Thanks Dennis; just not too sure if I've got a lick of common sense though.

Looks like the truck found a pretty good size tree root while blasting out the back side BOG sideways. At least I made it to shore, suffering just a bent rear axle on exit @(-0.36) to close out February.
Good thing with the one-ton Corporate 14 bolt rear axle... they're full floaters and I got two spare's in the parts box. Give me 45 minutes... I'll be ready to rock and roll!
100% I-Fund.
Anyone seen my ice chest?

 

[Fivetears]

Please place your trays in the upright position...

...and fasten your seatbelts, 'cause

WE'RE GOIN' IN HAMMER DOWN!!!
100% I-Fund.

 

[Fivetears]

One Hard Fact on 21st Century CEO's ...

March 4, 2006: 9:44 AM NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) - CEOs today can receive a bigger payout for being fired than "an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets." - Billionaire investor Warren Buffett.

Clean Restrooms
......2 Miles

 

[Fivetears]

Very Soupy.

Sure is soupy in this mud pond; just sitting here spinning wheels & throwing slop through the air.
If you're sittin' on the "G-Line" get out your plastic tarps & umbrella's.
100% I Fund

 

[Gilligan]

Hey Fivetears,
How the EC doing? Looks like you had a good day today, and the NIKKEI is already up for Friday!
Gilligan

 

[Fivetears]

¿Cómo estás Gilligan?

EC's just doin' great, Little Buddy!
This I-Fund has been very unpredictable, to say the least. On the daily share price, I have us down -0.86% for March; after today’s close. I do have a good gut-feeling for the "I" this month. The stuff I read (and half comprehend) seems good. I like Ichiro's posts, links and outlooks; they look pretty fair too.
See: http://www.tsptalk.com/mb/showthread.php?t=2566&page=16
I'm comfortable & staying put.

 

[Gilligan]

Como estas Fivetears,
Did you watch the Spurs/Mavs game last night? Hows that G-fund chair? When are you going to crank up the EC and go back to the I-bog?

 

[Fivetears]

My daughter is very happy with the Mav's moving on. The Spurs had their chance... and blew it. I'm in the low 8% range for the year so far. I'm pretty inclined to remain reclined until October; we shall see. Always good to hear from you.

Como estas Fivetears,
Did you watch the Spurs/Mavs game last night? Hows that G-fund chair? When are you going to crank up the EC and go back to the I-bog?

 

[Fivetears]

Providing the IFT I initiated just before the 11:00 wire goes through COB today, I'm staged for a run through the pit @ 0900EST Friday. The pit of choice... the I.

 

[Fivetears]

One too many bombers and missle chuckers to enjoy an extended run through the pit this weekend. 100% G

 

[Gilligan]

That was a short run.