A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated
him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That
was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was
assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he
might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about
his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows
sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million
bucks is he embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know
what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's
nose and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you
don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in
a brown suitcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the nerve to pull
the trigger."