burrocrat's Account Talk

[burrocrat]

my mouth is sore and i think one of my tooths is looser now, but at least the bleeding has stopped. i can't believe i pay for that kind of treatment, and she didn't even take her top off, i swear she wrenched down even harder when i suggested it.

oh well, at least it wasn't my annual colorectal appointment, but i still feel like the market screwed me today. maybe there's time yet to turn it around.

 

[Birchtree]

I have masochistic tendencies so a day like today is enjoyable. No pain no gain - something like 50 shades of grey.

 

[burrocrat]

i'm all about the volatility, so today is a good day. and i spotted it, it just didn't go my way is all. that's what tommorrow is for.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

at first i thought i was saved, then i reread it. now i think it means i'm condemned. maybe it's subject to interpretation. or else there's still time left to understand.

oh man, that god sounds like a mean god, likes to see people squirm. if i'm imperfect and doomed to hell anyways then what's the point? talk about lack of incentive.

Burro, Yes it was a miracle and yes God loves each of us the same. So don't be discouraged....be filled with joy!! Only God knows what's in your heart. As for the saints being pissed off, I doubt it. They get a little extra special treatment in heaven, but I don't think there is any jealousy so don't worry about that. I think it's a good thing that you thought of God on Sunday and from other things I've heard you say, I think you do love God. While you might be a little rough on the edges, I'm sure God is working on you, just like he's working on me and everyone. It's up to us to follow the shepherd when were called....so my only advice is to keep the wax out of your ears!! . Peace! DBAnnie

P.S. ..one word of caution, if He keeps calling you and your very hard-headed and you keep ignoring Him, He may take extraordinary measures to get your attention. He has been known to smack people in the head with a 2x4...... You know lay them up for a bit so they have time to think and reassess and LISTEN... But look at it this way, if He didn't care he would just let you go to Hell!!

 

[JTH]

When I was a kid I found a bullet in the garage, placed it on the ground standing up, then hit it with a hammer. I am proof that God saves stupid people...

 

[burrocrat]

When I was a kid I found a bullet in the garage, placed it on the ground standing up, then hit it with a hammer. I am proof that God saves stupid people...

well at least there'll be 2 of us in heaven then. i was worried i would feel out of place.

 

[burrocrat]

Burro, Yes it was a miracle and yes God loves each of us the same. So don't be discouraged....be filled with joy!! Only God knows what's in your heart. As for the saints being pissed off, I doubt it. They get a little extra special treatment in heaven, but I don't think there is any jealousy so don't worry about that. I think it's a good thing that you thought of God on Sunday and from other things I've heard you say, I think you do love God. While you might be a little rough on the edges, I'm sure God is working on you, just like he's working on me and everyone. It's up to us to follow the shepherd when were called....so my only advice is to keep the wax out of your ears!! . Peace! DBAnnie

P.S. ..one word of caution, if He keeps calling you and your very hard-headed and you keep ignoring Him, He may take extraordinary measures to get your attention. He has been known to smack people in the head with a 2x4...... You know lay them up for a bit so they have time to think and reassess and LISTEN... But look at it this way, if He didn't care he would just let you go to Hell!!

i'm well aware of the 2x4 trick, after the 5th or 6th time ringing my ears could start to hear a little better. some people are slow learners.

but i hope heaven is segregated because i don't want to hang out with the snooty saints that have special extra priveledges. that whole diefy a man, save his bones in a box for the tourists who toss money down the well, stamp his image on a piece of pewter and wear on on a chain around your neck never did seem right. it's that whole idolatry thou shalt have no other gods before me thing.

 

[DreamboatAnnie]

i'm well aware of the 2x4 trick, after the 5th or 6th time ringing my ears could start to hear a little better. some people are slow learners.

but i hope heaven is segregated because i don't want to hang out with the snooty saints that have special extra priveledges. that whole diefy a man, save his bones in a box for the tourists who toss money down the well, stamp his image on a piece of pewter and wear on on a chain around your neck never did seem right. it's that whole idolatry thou shalt have no other gods before me thing.

ahhhh...I seeee...well it really depends on if they are truly worshipping them, but that is besides the point....if your concerned about idolatry, you might want to consider fact that it doesn't just mean metals..... Comes in the form of just about anything including those "fascinating" boobies your always talking about...... Which could also cause you double trouble as that also mixes in with issues at numbers towards the middle and bottom of that short easy list of "10" !!

 

[burrocrat]

the whole dang zoo is negative, 'cept for the donkey.

mouse -0.40
elephant -2.61
lion -1.84
woof -0.44
monkey ?who knows, but probably losing, why no autotracker cuz?

burro +0.49

oh yeah, that's what i'm talkin bout. the herd goes zig? then i zag. winning!

still winning! the whole zoo is positive and i'm in 2nd place behind lion. i got in 1 day too early but the pending volatility was just too delicious to resist. now i'm up.

mouse +0.14
elephant +0.91
lion +1.91
wolf +1.31
monkey +/-still don't know, how much you up or down monkey?

donkey +1.76, not too shabby for a 2 day turn, small potatoes, tomorrow brings gravy.

 

[burrocrat]

ahhhh...I seeee...well it really depends on if they are truly worshipping them, but that is besides the point....if your concerned about idolatry, you might want to consider fact that it doesn't just mean metals..... Comes in the form of just about anything including those "fascinating" boobies your always talking about...... Which could also cause you double trouble as that also mixes in with issues at numbers towards the middle and bottom of that short easy list of "10" !!

Ecclesiastes 3:13 And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labor, it is the gift of God.

i think i'll just go with eclesiasties on the lust/idolatry issue. i don't think god is so strict or mean as to not allow for a little fun. otherwise he wouldn't have made boobies, duh.

mostly i think he just wants us to treat each other nice and enjoy the gift and make what we can of it. beyond that i think most of the penalty and penance crap is made up by man who seeks to profit on misery. that is not a godly way to be.

if i'm right then about half of the angels in heaven will have boobies. and if i'm wrong, well then come visit me in hell. because i'm sure half of them will have boobies too. win win.

 

[burrocrat]

100% G at cob today.

going to twist off and let the dust settle for a bit.

 

[Birchtree]

I've decided that the cure for some of your unresolved impetuousness is to encounter some 'great shakes' - that should calm your nerves. Yup, 'great shakes' is the answer.

 

[jpcavin]

I've decided that the cure for some of your unresolved impetuousness is to encounter some 'great shakes' - that should calm your nerves. Yup, 'great shakes' is the answer.

As if Burro needs any more encouragement. You're too much.:laugh:

 

[burrocrat]

I've decided that the cure for some of your unresolved impetuousness is to encounter some 'great shakes' - that should calm your nerves. Yup, 'great shakes' is the answer.

i understand the meaning of each word, but can for the life of me figure out what you're trying to say. could you please explain?

 

[jpcavin]

i understand the meaning of each word, but can for the life of me figure out what you're trying to say. could you please explain?

 

[Birchtree]

burrocrat,

Son, a hook up with any lassie under the age of 36 is a waste of time and good energy. If I get more descriptive I'll get banned.

 

[burrocrat]

ok, got it now. i thought you were talking about investing moves not night moves.

the problem is at that age the good ones with resources don't want me, and the bad ones that'll take me want too much of my resources.

so i just usually end up buying dinner and a couple of drinks from time to time. i get by.

 

[nnuut]

 

[burrocrat]

 

[burrocrat]

still winning! the whole zoo is positive and i'm in 2nd place behind lion. i got in 1 day too early but the pending volatility was just too delicious to resist. now i'm up.

mouse +0.14
elephant +0.91
lion +1.91
wolf +1.31
monkey +/-still don't know, how much you up or down monkey?

donkey +1.76, not too shabby for a 2 day turn, small potatoes, tomorrow brings gravy.

ok, i think i should drop monkey from my informal assessment because he's either a member of a premium service or just won't share so i can't see the score. i've been thinking about adding jpcavin to my watch list but i don't know what to call it. and no matter what it's called it will be wrong or offensive and either way not right. bad blood in the history. plus she's up way more than the rest of the zoo at +2.9%, bitch.

i was thinking i should say something about that but i'm not a stalker so 3rd place is ok with me.

and boghie is already lion. and tiger don't quite fit, and nothing but a cat seems appropriate, so cougar it is.