burrocrat's Account Talk

It's gonna mess up your stats if I start following the ark signals now, b. but I do like how the ark is doing. hmm. speaking for myself, I'm not doing horribly, I just don't like losing money, period. still, better than losing a whole lot more money.

bear market behavior in my system is untested, can't look back beyond 2011. wish I could. alternatively, wish I knew how to write the algo necessary to create similar charts so I could look back to 07-09 for myself. not skilled enough for that one. ah well, at least I have a system now with pretty darn clear signals, just have to juggle between 2 different timeframes to make decisions.

if you are interested in learning how to code backtesting models, you may want to consider dating userque? i am sure with all the time he spends online and jacked in to his matrix computers he has to be single.

all joking aside, i am prepared to account for if members start to follow the ark signal, in a number of ways...

1) the system includes half or more of its decision making indicators from sources outside of the tsp gov realm, but don't ask because it is my secret sauce, my man behind the curtain stuff, and any individual arker following the signal instead of generating the signal is only 1/12th of 1/2 of the indicators.

2) for each arker indicator species there is a backup with a closely similar trading style who i also watch and use to 'ground truth' the move of the visible arker member, if they diverge i will see it and know it and correct for it.

3) it was evident to me right from the start when i built it that the ark system has this potential 'dog chasing its tail' inherent possibility for anomalous readings and the negative feedback loop stuff where folks start following the moves instead of being the moves. it makes no difference in the matrix because it is not exclusively the arkers actual moves that count in the calculations, rather their sentiment as evidenced by action, and that is of high value to know that, the market is a social construct to express money not the other way around - money does not define the social construct. following the ark does not remove an arkers sentiment from the equation.

4) i probably shouldn't say this so you figure out if it is true or just a distraction from someone stealing my kfc secret recipe, but mostly i just pull all this stuff straight out of my ass, have a few beers, try to write a somewhat interesting monologue, and then slam my chips around the way i think it is going to go, but with some moderating factors so the system is global but my burro account is personal, deeply personal. so how am i doing? well, doing about +9.3% last year and 7.5% lifetime overall.

5) if anybody thinks this is all a bunch of crap then they should not make their own investing decisions based on info they think is crap. pretty simple concept there.

6) the burros-ark system comes with an unlimited warranty for full refund of any moneys paid to the system, no questions asked. but you are on your own for any dumb decisions you make with your own money, including follow some donkey's musings on the internet.

7) the burros-ark system is totally and completely free. so that will be some pretty painless refunds to issue.

good luck out there, all of you.
 
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It's gonna mess up your stats if I start following the ark signals now, b. but I do like how the ark is doing. hmm. speaking for myself, I'm not doing horribly, I just don't like losing money, period. still, better than losing a whole lot more money.

bear market behavior in my system is untested, can't look back beyond 2011. wish I could. alternatively, wish I knew how to write the algo necessary to create similar charts so I could look back to 07-09 for myself. not skilled enough for that one. ah well, at least I have a system now with pretty darn clear signals, just have to juggle between 2 different timeframes to make decisions.

Piggy backing on what burro said,

I'm not single, and I use alerts to let me know when certain things regarding this site (and other sites) happen. :) Though I'm sure it would be nice, dating is not necessary. :)

If you are willing and, more importantly, can reduce your system to something I can understand...I will see if I can code it for you. Then, I would see if I can optimize/maximize it for you. I would also try to run backtests for you.

I have some free time now that I'm done with the core of my system and have gained a LOT of specialized knowledge in this subject-matter.
 
"but mostly i just pull all this stuff straight out of my ass"

burro, was that an intentional pun? Sick minds want to know!:nuts:
 
burro, was that an intentional pun? Sick minds want to know!:nuts:

everything i say is a pun, sarcasm, double entendre, innuendo (in you window), or a backhanded compliment. it is how i was taught to communicate and to protect my own and see and take my shots. some folks were raised different. some folks sought or received training they never imagined. and some folks simply resolve to eat and maybe prosper, no matter what pain or fortune come their way. i cannot explain it, believe me i have tried. the ark system is the best way so far i have learned to communicate that animal instinct we all have, and i plan to make a boatload of money.

and then buy me a rock star party bus. simple man.

that is the way.
 
Yes, burro loves word play, and mind play, and poker play, other mental challenges among many other kinds of challenges. Creativity and odds calculations always on, all the time. And Boghie is a math whiz, and UQ an IT master.

Me, I'm just a workaday biologist with some stats background and a little computer programming classwork back in the mainframe/punchcard dark ages. :laugh: UQ is quite safe, I gave up longdistance dating quite some time ago, don't need or want a matchmaker, so burro, cease and desist, that's an order. (as if burro listens to orders from anyone besides jp-or sometimes a moderator). :rolleyes: He mostly listens to the music in his gut. gut sense. aka intuition.

UQ, the charts I've been posting from indexindicators are the signal system I'm using these days. smoothing function of 5 day MA x 10 day MA; and smoothing function of 10-day MA x 20 day MA. creates square waves of varying amplitudes/standard deviations, can be graphed against daily spx the way I've been using it. other indices available, just not the other tsp-corresponding indices, not directly.

The site goes back 5 years only. 1-day lag on seeing how it behaves. example: S&P 500 vs S&P 500 Relative to its 5-Day Moving Average (S&P 500 R5) | Stock Market Indicators

Boghie, I know I know I know-changing system midstream, when I finally feel like I have a system I'm comfortable using, is a bad bad idea, but sticking come what may with system with unknown behavior back 7-8 years bp, is an even worse idea. so I'm using very cautiously at this point, still feeling my way, keeping losses small.
 
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... UQ, the charts I've been posting from indexindicators are the signal system I'm using these days. smoothing function of 5 day MA x 10 day MA; and smoothing function of 10-day MA x 20 day MA. creates square waves of varying amplitudes/standard deviations, can be graphed against daily spx the way I've been using it. other indices available, just not the other tsp-corresponding indices, not directly. ...

Thanks. Checked it out. I can't reproduce it as I can't be certain as to their 'smoothing' function. :(
 
darn, that was my problem too. If I had time, I'd try trial and error. there seem to be smoothing functions available in excell, I just have never applied any, don't know how to get to that stage applied to moving average combos of actual daily data.
 
darn, that was my problem too. If I had time, I'd try trial and error. there seem to be smoothing functions available in excell, I just have never applied any, don't know how to get to that stage applied to moving average combos of actual daily data.

Excel has smoothing functions, but there are other ways to smooth data too. Like you said, trial and error. :(

Even so, I took another look at the site. They are doing analysis on the individual stocks of the SP500. Much more analysis than I can replicate. :(

Anyway, hope the site is working well for you regarding its signals. :)
 
Excel has smoothing functions, but there are other ways to smooth data too. Like you said, trial and error. :(

Even so, I took another look at the site. They are doing analysis on the individual stocks of the SP500. Much more analysis than I can replicate. :(

Anyway, hope the site is working well for you regarding its signals. :)

:eek: Individual stocks? eek! :sick: I hadn't noticed that. no way, I'll use what they provide and be grateful, grateful enough to pay for access probably, whenever they get to that point. the signals are keeping me at a reasonable level this year, considering how much worse it could be by now. one of these days I'm liable to finally sign up for intrepid timer tho or tsptalk sentiment timer signals. I need to grow my account quite a bit more before I retire, looking at current downturn as opportunity I missed back in 08-09, to get in at much lower entry. current system gives pretty good entry/exit signals for 2x moves/month allowed in tsp account when volatility is lower, but with the increasing volatility since last fall, it's making it harder to work with tsp 2-moves/month limitations. that's why I'm below the zero line at the moment.
 
... one of these days I'm liable to finally sign up for intrepid timer tho or tsptalk sentiment timer signals. ...

If only there was a safe haven, like an ark, where you can safely go for free, where the captain of said vessel proudly admits that the navigation of the ship is based upon what he pulls out of his as.
 
Yep, I'll only pay if I convince myself one of the free systems can't get me where I want to be. and that's "gut sense" when referring to his system decision tree in polite company. :smile:
 
Yep, I'll only pay if I convince myself one of the free systems can't get me where I want to be. and that's "gut sense" when referring to his system decision tree in polite company. :smile:

Lol...guess you're right. I shouldn't have quoted him directly. :)

Anyway, I think I'll start posting monthly a ranking of the ark, me, the funds, the premiums, and anyone else making like claims. The monthly premium performances are 'hidden' in plain sight on the home page; but I don't think many folks know that. I've made bold claims today about my system, so monthly status updates are in order.

I suspect that puts a target on my back...next to all the other targets. :) Fear not:

“The truth is like a lion; you don’t have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself.”
 
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oh no, i woke up this morning to that calm melody, the lonely guitar intro again, playing crystal clear. but it wasn't 0530 and it wasn't my clock radio... maybe it was ether, a dream, but i heard it so clear.

wake up it whispered, be ready, the time is near, move...

[video=youtube;SRvCvsRp5ho]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SRvCvsRp5ho[/video]

oh i hope this isn't it, not now, i don't want to, i'm tired and scared, let me rest.

but i know this tune, it is the crunch time music, the put it all on the line song. wake up, be ready, it is coming for us soon.
 
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Janet prefers the soothing sounds of Six Fat Dutchmen.

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S&P in positive territory, going up - would you like some whats-ish-cherr sauce to go with your knickers?? :D

perhaps I should've been more explicit, i by no means believe this is an intermediate term bottom, there is more pain to come, so i am going to hold off on eating those shorts, but i'll keep them warm just in case. this might be a good shot here to grab some gains on a hot read.
 
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