Black Humor (for RED days.)

[nnuut]

I used those toilets many times and was only good at number one, number two was only used in an emergency situation. They SUCK!!

 

[burrocrat]

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[FogSailing]

ALGOBOTS REACT TO BEAR MARKET!

 

[nnuut]

Robots!!! That's why we invented the wheel!

 

[konakathy]

 

[konakathy]

I'm not sure if this video makes me feel old, or in awe of how fast technology has advanced! :laugh: It's funny to watch these kids reactions anyway.

 

[Stoplight]

Australian Bathroom Humor II


On a particularly long bus ride in Australia, we DID stop for mid-morning tea, and a bite to eat. Most of our bus companions made a beeline for the bathrooms !

While waiting for the Wife, I couldn't help but notice the appropriate signage, as well as the graphic depiction of most people's condition, at this point !!!







Stoplight...

 

[konakathy]

 

[konakathy]

A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods.
They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears.
Genie: "Well, alright. Two customers. I don't know who triggered this whole thing, so lemme give you both 3 wishes. Bear, you start, since you're bigger."
Bear thinks for a moment. He smiles: "Ok, I want all the other bears in the forest to be females."
Genie grants the wish, turns to the squirrel. Squirrel thinks. He looks at the genie: "I want a motorcycle."
Bear shakes his head: "Squirrel, you don't know how to wish."
Genie then asked the bear for his second wish.
Bear responds: "All right, I want all the other bears in the COUNTRY to be females." Genie grants the wish.
Genie turns to squirrel: "How about it?" Squirrel responds: "Gimme a motorcycle helmet."
Bear shakes his head again. "What's wrong with you?" Genie then turns once more to the bear and asked for a final wish. "You know what? I want all the other bears in the WORLD to be female."
Genie grants the wish, then turns to squirrel.
Squirrel grabs his helmet, puts it on. He then walks to the motorcycle, gets on it. He starts it, runs the engine a little.
As he rides away, not looking back, he yells: "I WANT THE BEAR TO BE GAY!"

 

[userque]

 

[konakathy]

What the what?!

 

[userque]

 

[burrocrat]

What the what?!

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oh honey...

 

[Stoplight]

Bathroom Humor 3

They got it right, IMHO !!! :smile:

 

[TSP-roulette]

The book that will help men to better understand women. This is Volume I.

 

[konakathy]

:laugh: By the time you finish that book it's too late.

 

[userque]

:laugh: By the time you finish that book it's too late.

Lol...it's a reference book. You just go to the particular chapter/topic you need information on at the time.

 

[userque]

 

[konakathy]

 

[konakathy]

United's new head of "re-accommodation".