Black Humor (for RED days.)

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[nnuut]

I hope everyone realizes that that guy is a NNUUT CASE Wacko that wants to make a lot of money by showing his CRAZY A$$?

 

[konakathy]

:laugh: That's a good joke, Nnut!

 

[nnuut]

The man went berserk and they had to put the Cops to work to get him off of the AC. They got him off one time and he sneaked back in Screaming like a fool and resisting arrest. Sorry but this isn't funny. If he was drunk they would have done the same thing, he has a history of drug abuse and acting Loco with violence.

 

[konakathy]

 

[FogSailing]

HAD PLANNED TO LOOK AHEAD TO NEXT WEEK......BUT



FS

 

[konakathy]

Now you know where Easter eggs really come from.

Happy Easter

 

[userque]

 

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[userque]

Limit yourself to one drink:

 

[userque]

 

[userque]

 

[konakathy]

Geez! I think that creepy picture of Mike Tyson staring at you in the bedroom would be a deal breaker me.

 

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Larry the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Larry's whore"



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[konakathy]

Lol! Add grandma and it sounds like my family vacations as a kid stuffed into a Ford Country Squire.

 

[userque]

 

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