nnuut
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Nordakota Cow
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow and hears about onefor sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for younon-Scandahoovians out der). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looksat the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the titand pulls...the cow farts. Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling thecow, then reaches
under the cow to try again. He grabs another tit, pulls, and the cow fartsagain. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cowand takes her home.
He gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, ' Sven,come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her tit, and see vat happens.'Sven reaches under, pulls the **** - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?' Ole issurprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'
Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota.'
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow and hears about onefor sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for younon-Scandahoovians out der). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looksat the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the titand pulls...the cow farts. Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling thecow, then reaches
under the cow to try again. He grabs another tit, pulls, and the cow fartsagain. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cowand takes her home.
He gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, ' Sven,come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her tit, and see vat happens.'Sven reaches under, pulls the **** - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?' Ole issurprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'
Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota.'
