Black Humor (for RED days.)

(IMAGE) When you leave midday, and return to a market bloodbath --StockTwits:

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"Marriage is like a card game...

You start out with 2 hearts and a diamond ,

...And you end up with a club and a spade..."


- "Farm Truck" ; Discovery Channel "Outlaws"
 
"My Wife said : "Go to the drugstore, and get a bottle of those pills that will give you an erection..."

I came back with a bottle of diet pills for her..."

- "Moonshiners" ; the Discovery Channel


Ohhh...I'm doomed...BUT I did LOL !!! :D


Stoplight...
 
monMOUTH U? Kinda Political I would say. Please!

LOL...figured of all of the political posts that have been made and allowed to stay without a whisper from a mod, over the last few weeks, a mod would finally say something when I post something about fox.

Do your thing boss. Censor it. Delete it. The facts will still remain.

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LOL...figured of all of the political posts that have been made and allowed to stay without a whisper from a mod, over the last few weeks, a mod would finally say something when I post something about fox.

Do your thing boss. Censor it. Delete it. The facts will still remain.

:popcorn:

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LOL...figured of all of the political posts that have been made and allowed to stay without a whisper from a mod, over the last few weeks, a mod would finally say something when I post something about fox.

Do your thing boss. Censor it. Delete it. The facts will still remain.

:popcorn:

monMOUTH U? Kinda Political I would say. Please!

Bazinga!!!
 

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It’s when the blind try to read your face.
Of course I should clean my windows. But privacy is important too.
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
 
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