Black Humor (for RED days.)

[McDuck]

Wiped out: Town flushes final roll of 12-year toilet paper supply

https://www.dw.com/en/wiped-out-town-flushes-final-roll-of-12-year-toilet-paper-supply/a-47884449

 

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[userque]

(VIDEO) Cramer Has Public Meltdown Over Elon Musk Tweet

 

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[James48843]

Sent from my iPhone using TSP Talk Forums

 

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[Stoplight]

...so I researched the best mask designs, and this is what I found, that works :







Stoplight...

 

[nnuut]

2008, I liked this one, thanks James!

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS:

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my financial advisor has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @$240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Former investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.


(Stolen from another internet site tonight.
Hey, we're all going broke together. The least we can do is maintain a sense of humor. It may be all we have left when this is over.)

 

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Hmmmm . . . . . . my post is missing (below). It was there for a while...... Not sure why or what happened. It was funny though. :sigh:

 

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:lmao:

 

[nasa1974]

View attachment 54051 :lmao:

What's even funnier is that isn't Luciano Pavarotti.

 

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What's even funnier is that isn't Luciano Pavarotti.

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I know..... If you know who that is, thats​ what makes it funny.

 

[nasa1974]

I know..... If you know who that is, thats​ what makes it funny.

He is definitely signing something, but it isn't opera.