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Buster
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A retired older couple returned to a Jaguar dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset.
He spoke to the salesman sharply,"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 for the listed price, yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember rightly, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model"
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for his Big Gulp drink. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help and, Sir, just look at her," replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man."There you go,"she said. "I told you I could get that idiot salesman to lower the price.
………………"See you later Dad."
Once again..... don't mess with seniors
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FogSailing
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Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you."
"I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."
"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut, I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV."
"In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now."
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
nnuut
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"Similar threads
